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[renegare]

[ So, here this slaughterhouse truck is on the highway, just chilling and stuff.

At 180 km/h.

Run by chaos and mayhem and zombies, who apparently enjoy their takeaway and have been collecting humans, gasoline cans and quite a bit of (locked) ammo. The camera lands on the glorious decomposing driver, who hasn't missed a day of regular service, and

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TO WHOMEVER IS MAYBE DRIVING THIS VEHICLE:

[scontros]

[ he's swinging his sword around and cutting heads off out the window and in the truck BECAUSE THERE ARE ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE OKAY ]

WHAT THE HELL TURN LEFT!!

[scontros]

VOIII YOU MISSED THAT TRASH RIGHT THERE

it wasn't.

[scontros]

THAT WAS A GREEN LIGHT

...............thanks Squalo. thanks.

[demonwhisperer]

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I don't think traffic signals matter at this point!

haha SO HELPFUL

[scontros]

Voooiii!! Don't bother swerving for trash that gets in the way!!

[ assuming Yukio did and all ... and Squalo'll hack a random zombie kid's head off while he's at it NO MERCY ]

DRIVE FASTER!!!

THE MOST HELPFUL

[demonwhisperer]

[Yukio does not honor that with a response. Instead, he slams on the breaks. TO GET A POINT ACROSS, OF COURSE.

And then starts driving again. :D]

[renegare]

[ .......AND THE KIDS START CRYING, YUKIO, WILL YOU STOP TERRORIZING THEM.

[demonwhisperer]

[..............Why doesn't he just kill himself now.]

:B

[scontros]

[ And Squalo BREAKS THE WINDSHIELD WITH HIS HEAD from impact, WHAT THE HELL MAN?!?!11 ]

VOOIIIII THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO DO, BRAT!!

8)

[demonwhisperer]

Oh, I'm terribly sorry. My foot slipped.

[scontros]

Heeeeey, apology accepted!! Unless you've got a death wish, you won't make that mistake again!!

[ drops a freshly amputated zombie leg in your lap fff HINT HINT ]

[demonwhisperer]

[You are something else, bro. In any case, Yukio has no need for an extra leg. HERE, IT'S ALL YOURS, THANKS ANYWAY.]

If you'll excuse me, I need to concentrate.

[scontros]

[ NO PROB, he'll just toss leg back at the happy couple. And now for some cheesy agreement. ]

VOIII!! PEDAL TO THE METAL TRASH!!!

[demonwhisperer]

[Eyebrow twitch.]

My name is Okumura Yukio.

[scontros]

Voii... [ yukio will always be "shortsighted brat" to him  ♥  ] The name's Squalo!!

[demonwhisperer]

[Just as Squalo will always be "obnoxious necrophiliac" to him. :D]

Very well, Squalo-san. I leave the zombies disposal in your capable hands.