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Christ I think I just put down a deposit on pussy.
Like, I could have just rented this bitch month-on-month. But now I gone paid up a whole wad up front, like I'm gonna have to keep the cash flowing so I don't have it taken from me by the bank. The fucking bank might steal my poontang! Like I could end up getting my pussy towed! By greasy foreign men! In overalls! Who wants to see their pussy all over overalls?
Fuck Paris. Fuck it in it's fucking Arc D'Triomphe.
Booked it packed it fucked oeuf.
Like, I could have just rented this bitch month-on-month. But now I gone paid up a whole wad up front, like I'm gonna have to keep the cash flowing so I don't have it taken from me by the bank. The fucking bank might steal my poontang! Like I could end up getting my pussy towed! By greasy foreign men! In overalls! Who wants to see their pussy all over overalls?
Fuck Paris. Fuck it in it's fucking Arc D'Triomphe.
Booked it packed it fucked oeuf.