May 26, 2009 18:22
Poor mouse!
I thought you lovely, and still think you so.
You have a beautiful centrally centered roller nub. Your innards are illuminated with a rosy light, like dawn. It makes your translucent nub glow like a little pink clitty when you're turned on.
Your little pink nub, a the width of my index finger, is sided left and right with a shiny sleek silver plastic casing. It is like you stick the tip of your tongue from between 70's version of the future lips.
But each lip is now worn through to see through by my pawing. More on the left than the right, I see. Goddamn Microsoft. Soft, is the pink light that filters through your too-rubbed sheath.
My finger-bits have risen Mouse syphillis on your body.
Poor Mouse.
I made you come in to the internets with me. And it gave you sexual diseases.
Sorry, Mouse.
Sorry.