So, tell me what kind of tatoo you want...

[renee7226]

This was a pretty amusing weekend. Friday wasn't too much; me, Paris, Brian, Kelly, Jessica and Katie all went to see Sin City which wasn't as good as I expected but was still semi-interesting to me. After that we didn't do a whole lot probably cause we ended up seeing the movie too late in order for everybody to be able to go. Tim and Brian(not Brain, other Brian) came up with their friends for a minute and once again the bowl-cut guy, Brad, tried to kidnap me; I really don't like that guy; he's pushy, writes me weird notes and mispells my name, he has a big nose and a bowl cut, etc. When they all went outside to smoke I made the getaway to my room and passed out so I wouldn't be bothered anymore and sometime in the middle of the night Brian snuck off to Montgomery. So yesterday afternoon me and all the roomates went down to the pool, and a little while later Kelly and her friend Ashley came too and then Brian reappeared. We cooked hot dogs(or at least tried) and looked like morons. We stayed out there for a while and then went to the Crawfish Boil at Auburn Crossing for a minute; we saw tons of people there we knew and also trashiness similar to Panama City and witnessed a dance contest between trashy fat and ugly girls and got the hell out of there with bunch of crawfish. Last night I had to work. I was mad once again because the Rhonda bitch told me to help on drinks and I didn't get to carhop, and she made me clean the bathrooms! Eww! So I went in there 2 hours early, got no break and had to stay to almost 1:00. BUT, I found TWENTY BUCKS in the parking lot! What are the chances? After that I came back to the apartment and got ready and then Paris and I went to Jill's friend, Capone's and drank over there for a little while, me and Paris got hit on by black guys who told us to go to "Jackie Lees" in Opelika; One of them kept playing with my hair which reminded me of a random guy who kept doing that in our hotel room when I went with Philen to his formal. But anyways I had to give that guy a party foul cause he slightly touched my boob and it was rude. For some reason some of the guys there had a water gun and kept squirting everybody and a cute guy in a yellow shirt was squirting me and I was trying to talk to him until these two military guys came and cockblocked me and started asking me what kind of tatoo I wanted. It was annoying and he kept saying "come over and talk to me about it" and secluded me from everyone. So eventually the keg floated, Jill said the cops were coming, the black guy ran off with the empty keg and Paris agreed to going over to the military dudes apartment, ugh! I was gonna use the "I'm tired; its late" excuse, but no Paris. When we got there they turned on Fresh Prince , turned the lights out and talked more about tattoos. Paris kept nudging me to leave and I nudged her back for sure; leaving was hard to do too since they tried to convince us to sleep there when we have our own beds about a minute or two down the road. So after that we went to some other party in AU Crossing where I so happened to see the dude that I met from a party in Sterling whose one of Kurt's friends named Mark who supposedly was interested in me. It was alright over there, I talked to this ogre girl who used to be in my math class and she said she dropped it because it was "too hard". What an idiot! So we stayed there for a while and I chatted with the Mark guy as Paris macked it with his friend and some dude that had gotten his ass beaten earlier came back and Mark thought he had a gun so we left and ran for our lives back to the Trails which was about 5 this morning. I just woke up about an hour ago having awful dreams where in all of them, everybody just seemed to be depressed or in trouble and none of them really made any sense.
EDIT: Brian Law is the best crawfish fryer in the world; he cooked some fire ass sea creatures that made my mouth water with enjoyment! Thanks Brian!