☩ voicemail

[rendtheskies]

This is Fang. Just leave a message and I'll get right back to you.

[feel free to leave any IC/OOC comments, or if you want to plot this is a good place, too!]

Comments

IC || Voice

[punchesbards]

[ guess who got that present from Chowder. |8 ]

You're a cruel woman.

IC || Voice

[rendtheskies]

[she's smiling, knowing full well what he's talking about but will be playing coy]

Oh am I? And why would you say that?

IC || Voice

[punchesbards]

I received that dish from Chowder. [ and he's not happy about it. ]

I do not know why you dislike me enough to try and poison me, bella.

IC || Voice

[rendtheskies]

Poison you? Perish the thought.

I thought you might actually like it.

IC || Voice

[punchesbards]

...My taste is hardly that bad, signora.

IC || Voice

[rendtheskies]

So you didn't taste it?

IC || Voice

[punchesbards]

I could barely LOOK at it.

IC || Voice

[rendtheskies]

And to think I spent all this time hoping you would like it. [mock pouting before laughing]

IC || Voice

[punchesbards]

[ Sigh. ]

And here I have been nothing but kind to you.~

IC || Voice

[rendtheskies]

You should feel honored I actually thought about you, Ezio.

IC || Voice

[punchesbards]

Oh I am, I just wish you thought a bit more fondly of me.

Whatever could I give you in return for such a wonderful gift, Fang?

IC || Voice

[rendtheskies]

[laughs]

Oh I don't know. Return gifts aren't necessary.

IC || Voice

[punchesbards]

I insist, bella mia.~

IC || Voice

[rendtheskies]

Well then, what would you propose?

IC || Voice

[punchesbards]

If I tell you it wouldn't be much of a surprise. [ He has to think of something good. QUICK. TO LEONARDO'S. ]

IC || Voice

[rendtheskies]

Fine then, we'll see what little "surprise" you have in store. [just remember who you're dealing with, Ezio.]