What the fuck is this?!

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I am suffering from what is known as Bells Paulsy. The entire right side of my face is paralyzed (at least for a few weeks). That means making out with girls (and some guys) is virtually impossible. All I have to say is there is more deserving people that should go one week without talking. Example: Tom Cruise, T.O., Joe Buck, and everyone's east favorite, Ken (hawk) Harrelson. At least it will be gone soon, but sleeping with one eye open tends to be a little psychopathic. Then again, killing hookers and putting them in the trunk of my civic isnt exactly normal either.

Q of the day:
If you can be anyone from any movie, who would it be?

Open for discussion: example, Peter Parker (spider-man), Jennifer Garner's Tampon (elektra), etc...