ILLINI WHO?
Don't you love how everyone has become a college basketball fan? I remeMber when it was the bulls, then it was the Lakers, then Pistons, now the fighting Illini. I think its great for people to get into sports, especially their own home teams. But at the same time, if people cant hold on to that memorabilia when the team has had a giant losing skid, then you are a SCROTUM SUCKER!! For those of you that dont know shit about sports but wear the jersey or hat because they are winning or just won something big, do us all a favor.......STAB YOURSELF IN THE DICK OR VAGINA WITH A PLASTIC KNIFE AND DONT STOP UNTIL YOU HAVE ENOUGH LOOSE SKIN TO HANG YOURSELF!!!!!!
Q of the day
Q: IF YOU WERE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, AND YOU WERE ALLOWED ONE COVER-UP PER TERM, WHICH ONE OF THESE WOULD YOU FULFILL?
A:) THE "ACCIDENTAL" DEATH OF PARIS HILTON (IF RE-ELECTED NICOLE RICHIE) B:) THE "UNFORTUNATE" DEATH OF ASHLEE SIMPSON (IF RE-ELECTED JESSICA SIMPSON) C:) THE "UNEXPECTED" DEATH OF MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE (PLACING THE BLAME ON HULK HOGAN'S MIGHTY LEG DROP) D:) ANYONE LINDSAY LOHAN IS DATING (SO YOU CAN HAVE A CHANCE WITH HER)
Q of the day
Q: IF YOU WERE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, AND YOU WERE ALLOWED ONE COVER-UP PER TERM, WHICH ONE OF THESE WOULD YOU FULFILL?
A:) THE "ACCIDENTAL" DEATH OF PARIS HILTON (IF RE-ELECTED NICOLE RICHIE) B:) THE "UNFORTUNATE" DEATH OF ASHLEE SIMPSON (IF RE-ELECTED JESSICA SIMPSON) C:) THE "UNEXPECTED" DEATH OF MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE (PLACING THE BLAME ON HULK HOGAN'S MIGHTY LEG DROP) D:) ANYONE LINDSAY LOHAN IS DATING (SO YOU CAN HAVE A CHANCE WITH HER)