The Early Legacy ~ 5.11 - redux -
WOW, it's been a while, huh??? I can't even remember who any of these people are!
no seriously, who are these sims
I have been awol for quite some time, and I wasn't really planning to write an Early update at all. But then I thought 'what the hell', and started this. SOOO... last time, uh, some kid called Eliot or something grew up. There was a crazy gal called Rowan with a pineapple, and a gorgeous sim called Reuben. Stuff happened, I'm sure.
Oh, and the jellyfish rebellion began.
This is Marie- say 'hi', Marie!
Marie: why am I 'ere
Marie is a pretty french tourist Lionel took a liking to. So naturally she will become part of the family FOREVER.
Marie: i did not ask for this
But you get presents!
Marie: you expect to buy me into the family?!
Lionel: but it's a brand new car!
Marie: ...fine, I'll do it.
awh?
Then I made them both age because I want them to GET THE HELL OUTTA MY HOUSE
*shakes fist*
damn kids
I moved them into a pretty(ish) place nearby.
Why are you so short, Lionel?
Lionel: just doin' ma daily squats!
Marie: why did i say yes
Lionel: because I'm rich?
Marie: OH, THAT'S RIGHT
We return to rowan being...well, rowan, I guess.
Rowan: All shall fear me, for I am beautiful and deadly
Harriet: BOO! SECOND RATE SHOW! YOU SUCK AT ATHLETICS, BOOOOO
that's no way to show your support to your (wait)... great great granddaughter (?)
Whilst I was gone, Isaiah bought another fuckin' kitten. But I think it was called Benji so i kept it on account of it sounded similar to 'Kenji', the dear co-founding motherfucker
Ro does science!
and we all stay far, far away
Ezekiel: damn, death! Gets in the way of my naptime
u fucker
Dane: why am i witnessing this
Well, bye Zeke! Have fun in the afterlife!
Rowan: but I needed his hair for a cloning experimeeeent *sob*
D'aw
Ro works out her frustration with the board slicing thingamabob
Reuben: i can't believe grandpa is dead!
Rowan: well there's no need to look so excited about it
these two are beyond odd
Isaiah: i don't why does the snake have to be such a dickhead about it
Isaiah: uh. oh, i think it might have escaped again
Isaiah: it's cool, man. just pretend you didn't notice.
ro got got FOUR times by Reuben's traps lmao
Rowan: elfuelfughrbrbrbr
yup.
Reuben: I AM THE PRANK MASTER
Time to grow up, losers.
and here comes the surprise...
Reuben: I can't believe I have to share the heirship with you! THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
Rowan: But grandpa Zeke said if you didn't he would haunt your 'skinny ass'. And don't worry. I'll clean your kid's litter trays every day.
Reuben: oh, brother
Rowan: no I'm pretty sure I'm your sister.
Why did I used to take so many pictures? ugh, how exhausting.
Anyway i think andie's married to dane (?) and lionel has marie so YEAH
we just have eliot/elliot cluttering our household.
Hope you enjoyed the shitshow!