Undoubtedly Ugly- The Bonita Uglacy; Gen II
so THIS time I tried to make an actual cover for my update. How quaint
Anyway, hello all, and welcome to another Bonita Uglacy Update! This time around we have generation 2 heiress Ephera Bonita taking charge of the quest for ugly. This one will be split into two parts because I evidently suck at narrowing down my updates.
We start with my finally figuring out (via googling) how to achieve the Golden Anniversary LTW! Turns out, I could have done it ages ago. Nobody turned up anyway.
And I couldn't have done it at a better time, because Frita died during the party.
Frita: This isn't how I pictured my anniversary going.
I guess a scythe to the head always makes you feel a little worse, too.
She cheers up when given the mysterious "Beverage"
Frita: Now this I can get into!
Wow, poor King. There's some obvious favouritism going on there.
Shortly afterward, Peter also achieves his LTW. Oh, and Ephera gains a point of logic. Because that's just as important.
Huzzah for successful Sims!
Meanwhile, Ephera's quest for an ugly husband isn't going quite so well...
Oops. Well, there's a way to kill the optmism.
This guy, Justus Something-or-Other, is our new maid. He also has a rather interesting face...
For now, he's here to boost Ephera's aspiration.
Ah, there's nothing quite like using the help.
Even the social bunny doesn't quite know what to make of our new employee.
And that's saying something.
Feeling a little lazy- and frustrated about all the beautiful townies running around Middling Moore- Ephera turns to the matchmaker.
And we got ourselves a vampire!
Count Brett Kosakiewicz proves to be a great aspiration boost for our heiress. Unfortunately, he's really not ugly at all.
The date ends...well, i think?
In a last-ditch attempt to find a suitable spouse, we all head Downtown.
Here's Peter perusing a menu.
This guy then rolled up- C.J Findlay.
I mean, I wouldn't say he was particularly ugly, but throwing his genes in with Ephera might clash in a bad way.
Hm. Now that's given us a lot to think about.
Grim: So there you guys are! You know, I've been following you for four freaking hours.
Grim: Now, Peter, you can only hide from ol' Grimmy for so long! It's your time!
Peter: But I feel so full of life, and-
Peter: Oh wait. Nevermind.
What is in that drink?!
Peter has considerably less money than his wife. Probably due to his demotion.
And, uh, who the FUCK is Duey???
Sanjay Ramaswami comes over.
He's entirely too cute to be a part of this hellhole, so he just boosts Ephera's aspiration.
Count Brett is invited over again, possibly because I did want to marry him in. But he proved to be tricky this time around.
Count Brett: You keep those hands to yourself, young lady!
I don't think that relationship is going anywhere...
So Justus The Maid is intercepted on his way into work the next day.
Because Generation 3 really needs to hurry along.
C.J: Ephera! I...love your, uh, new look!
Despite initial reservations, it's clear by the end of the night that C.J doesn't want to leave.
Don't worry, C.J, you'll be a true Bonita soon enough
I guess he's not ugly but he's not totally gorgeous either?
BAH, I guess I just suck at this.
Anyway, C.J is Popularity. He's an Aries with;
Sloppy/Neat 5
Outgoing 8
Active 6
Serious 3
Grouchy 3
His turn ons are: stink and vampires
His turn off is: blondes
His LTW is to be a Mad Scientist, and he actually IS a Mad Scientist when he moves in...
Has to be the easiest Permaplat I've ever done.
Ephera: Uh, hello?! Can you not see how successful I am?
Successful? Maybe.
Pregnant? Definitely.
With that news, Ephera decides to propose to C.J in the most fitting place. The Bathroom.
C.J: I mean, it's not the best ring I've ever seen. But I guess it's okay.
C.J: And 'okay' is good enough for me! C'mere.
Awh. It's almost inspirational.
A beautiful ceremony immediately commences. Naked. In the hallway. After casual WooHoo.
Perfect.
A few days later, and Ephera is bordering the red. So I send her out to the nightclub to pick up some dudes.
Ephera: I'm looking for some hot stuff.
Don't ever say that again.
She does find this dude. His name escapes me now, but he may become important later...
Time passes, and then little girlie Murphy Bonita is born!
And sends her mother spiralling down into the abyss of aspirational failure.
But that doesn't matter! We'd all rather see what genetic mutation has happened between Justus and Ephera, right?
Um. Well.
How horrific?
Okay, okay, she's cute. GOD DAMN IT, SHE'S CUTE.
Murphy is a Leo, with;
Neat 10
Outgoing 10
Lazy 2
Serious 3
Grouchy 3
aaaand then I fucked up somewhere. I managed to salvage this picture of Ephera's extremely cute work outfit...
But I forgot to get a picture of C.J and Ephera's child, Portia, before her first birthday...
She's cute, too, OF COURSE
And this disappointing unveiling of ADORABLENESS is where we end this chapter/part.
Please excuse me whilst I angrily rant at nothing in particular.
