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[renaissancerose]

Lana: hmm....my piercing is bleeding....and it's definetly oxygenated blood....
Michelle: which one? tell me you didn't get your nipples pierced...i'd have to disown you.
Lana: no, i got my penis done
Michelle: whoa dude...whoa.
Lana: what? didn't i tell you before??
Michelle: NO! wtf, mate?
Lana: michelle, i have a penis
Michelle: whoa.
Lana: don't you?
Michelle: not that i'm aware of...
Lana: dammit.....we could have had matching genitals.....
Michelle: damn.
Lana: oh well....maybe someday
Michelle: maybe...