This is funny...not all is true...but for the most part...yeah...
You know you're from Martin County when... You thought everyone took their boats to the sandbar on the weekend. Students drive nicer cars to school than the teachers. You use the term "stoked" at least once a day. You have at least one friend with a Mercedes. When you go to a real city, you feel sincerely bad for all the homeless people you see. You own real Oakley’s. You get drunk just about every weekend. You've never taken public transportation. You're under the impression that the subway is where you buy sandwiches. At least one of your friends dads is a lawyer. Your house would cost half as much in any other state. Half your friends are from another town b/c yours is so small. You own rainbow flip flops. At least one of your friends has a sick house right on the water. You didn’t know there was any other BBQ restaurant besides Sonny's. You don’t worry about hurricanes b/c you can fly off in your family's private jet. April 20th is about as big as Christmas day. You've been to at least one party where you knew the cops who broke it up. You ate Anna's at least once a week your senior year of high school. You know more than 50 slang terms for marijuana. You religiously watch The OC and/or Laguna Beach. You don’t buy your friend a CD for their bday...you buy them an iPOD. You know enough about alcohol to become a certified bartender at the age of 16. Your girlfriend asks for Tiffanys jewelry for your one week anniversary. You have at least one emo friend. Cheap gas is $2.50 You didn’t know some people actually mow their own lawns. You are proud to be from Martin County and understand these jokes.