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1. Your name spelled backwards? Rolyat
2. Where were your parents born? Mom =, Alabama Dad = Birmingham, Alabama
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? A whole lot of porn
4. What's your favorite restaurant? I have no idea...anything with a chinese buffet
5. Last time you swam in a pool? Like the other day when me max and carter went to Haywood Plantations
6. Have you ever been in a school play? No the fuckers never trusted me
7. How many kids do you want? however many i can fit into my van
8. Type of music you dislike most? personally i think that Harrison Ford looks amazing with a beard like in The Fugitive
9. Are you registered to vote? Damn Yeah, i'm also a registered sex offender..I MEAN..wrongfully accused...
10. Do you have cable? Cable INTERNET!!! He Shoots He SCORES!
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? Nope but i have eaten a brownie before
12. Ever prank call anybody? Hey Buddy, do you like guys?
13. Best friends? Yes, I have them
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? FUCK. THAT.
15. Furthest place you ever traveled? 3rd base
16. Do you have a garden? Yeah, but it's always raining.
17. What's your favorite comic strip? the now defunkt Calvin and Hobbes
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Boulevard of Broken Dreams? Yeah i know it
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? It's all up for question
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? Aria Giovanni Does It All
21. Favorite pizza topping? Kids
22. Chips or popcorn? Poppiecock
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? Playground Pink
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? TWICE, but i forgot to inhale both times.
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? yeah, i lost to myself
26. Orange Juice or apple? SMAPPLE JUICE
27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? Max and Taylor and Stew and Rico and we went to Perkins and ate every goddang quesdailla in a 5 mile radius...which was 2
28. Favorite type chocolate bar? 5th Avenue or Zero bar
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? Yesterday, I voted Palpatine out of office
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? last week
31. Have you ever won a trophy? Nope
32. Are you a good cook? I try
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? yeah i do it every night after i get home from work.
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? I want a magic bullet.
35. Sprite or 7-up? Cheerwine
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? Oh yeah, it's a suit and tie and i have a gun.
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? A zero bar
38. Ever thrown up in public? Hell No!!
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? Millionare cause i could buy all the love I need cause I'd buy a permanant Companion.
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe there is a hero in all of us
41. Can exs be friends? Don't call them "exs"!
42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? My dead grandmother
43. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? Yeah, but i sold it for gas money
44. What message is on your answering machine? Hi, This is Paul, I'm heading to London for a few days, leave me a message, love ya baby.
46. What was the name of your first pet? Jenny, the collie
47. What's in your purse? Kleenexes, condoms, diaphragms, tampons, pads, adult diapers, Certs, Tic Tacs, Visine, a fake beard, a spare bra, some spare boxers, the keys to Moe's, my car keys, a classic triple with Cheese, a Jumbo Jack with Cheese, a Homewrecker, my wand, my Quidditch Captian Badge, a picture of my girlfriend (Ginny), a picture of my boyfriend (Tony), The One Ring, The Hand of Glory, Narsil, Elindeil, Sting, A Genesis Record, a bottle of Butterbeer, Amy Lee's autograph and a Honey Baked Ham..giftcard.
48. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? cry. and then i fall asleep.
49. What is one thing you are grateful for today? I'll agree with Rico on this one. that my balls were still attached when i woke up this morning.
50. What do you think about? I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned and I have to speculate that God Himself did make us into corresponding shapes like puzzle peices from the clay
2. Where were your parents born? Mom =, Alabama Dad = Birmingham, Alabama
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? A whole lot of porn
4. What's your favorite restaurant? I have no idea...anything with a chinese buffet
5. Last time you swam in a pool? Like the other day when me max and carter went to Haywood Plantations
6. Have you ever been in a school play? No the fuckers never trusted me
7. How many kids do you want? however many i can fit into my van
8. Type of music you dislike most? personally i think that Harrison Ford looks amazing with a beard like in The Fugitive
9. Are you registered to vote? Damn Yeah, i'm also a registered sex offender..I MEAN..wrongfully accused...
10. Do you have cable? Cable INTERNET!!! He Shoots He SCORES!
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? Nope but i have eaten a brownie before
12. Ever prank call anybody? Hey Buddy, do you like guys?
13. Best friends? Yes, I have them
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? FUCK. THAT.
15. Furthest place you ever traveled? 3rd base
16. Do you have a garden? Yeah, but it's always raining.
17. What's your favorite comic strip? the now defunkt Calvin and Hobbes
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Boulevard of Broken Dreams? Yeah i know it
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? It's all up for question
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? Aria Giovanni Does It All
21. Favorite pizza topping? Kids
22. Chips or popcorn? Poppiecock
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? Playground Pink
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? TWICE, but i forgot to inhale both times.
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? yeah, i lost to myself
26. Orange Juice or apple? SMAPPLE JUICE
27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? Max and Taylor and Stew and Rico and we went to Perkins and ate every goddang quesdailla in a 5 mile radius...which was 2
28. Favorite type chocolate bar? 5th Avenue or Zero bar
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? Yesterday, I voted Palpatine out of office
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? last week
31. Have you ever won a trophy? Nope
32. Are you a good cook? I try
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? yeah i do it every night after i get home from work.
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? I want a magic bullet.
35. Sprite or 7-up? Cheerwine
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? Oh yeah, it's a suit and tie and i have a gun.
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? A zero bar
38. Ever thrown up in public? Hell No!!
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? Millionare cause i could buy all the love I need cause I'd buy a permanant Companion.
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe there is a hero in all of us
41. Can exs be friends? Don't call them "exs"!
42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? My dead grandmother
43. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? Yeah, but i sold it for gas money
44. What message is on your answering machine? Hi, This is Paul, I'm heading to London for a few days, leave me a message, love ya baby.
46. What was the name of your first pet? Jenny, the collie
47. What's in your purse? Kleenexes, condoms, diaphragms, tampons, pads, adult diapers, Certs, Tic Tacs, Visine, a fake beard, a spare bra, some spare boxers, the keys to Moe's, my car keys, a classic triple with Cheese, a Jumbo Jack with Cheese, a Homewrecker, my wand, my Quidditch Captian Badge, a picture of my girlfriend (Ginny), a picture of my boyfriend (Tony), The One Ring, The Hand of Glory, Narsil, Elindeil, Sting, A Genesis Record, a bottle of Butterbeer, Amy Lee's autograph and a Honey Baked Ham..giftcard.
48. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? cry. and then i fall asleep.
49. What is one thing you are grateful for today? I'll agree with Rico on this one. that my balls were still attached when i woke up this morning.
50. What do you think about? I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned and I have to speculate that God Himself did make us into corresponding shapes like puzzle peices from the clay