1Death...1Wedding part 28
Many years later.
'Hey Susie, when you grow up are you gonna dress like a man, or a futureistic prostitute like your daddy?'
'Fuck off Jason, ya cunt!!'
'Right! thats was your last warning young lady, come with me.' The head master said.
****
'...So you see Mr and Mrs-'
'Um no, we're not married yet, 18th December.' Dee said smiling.
'Yes, well, anyway we are fed up with telling Susie to stop swearing, and to stop fighting.'
'What?! Fighting?!' Noel yelled.
'Yes, Mr Fielding, Susies behavior here, has gotton worse over the years, along with her attitude towards her fellow students!'
'Why?' Dee asked her.
'Because she keeps calling both of you names, and they keep taking the micky and saying things like :Ooh your dads gay, and your mums a makeup freak!!'
'I wonder why!' The head master laughed.
'What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!' Noel said standing up and slamming his hands on the table.
'Look at what your wearing Mr. Fielding!'
'I was in then middle of filming when i got the call.' Noel explained.
'What, how to look your weirdest wearing...what is that anyway?'
'The Mirror Ball Suit, duh.' Susie said. ' and no, he was filming The Mighty Boosh!'
'Yes, well, Susie can i talk to you just for a minuite alone please?'
'um...ok...'
When Noel and Dee had left the room the headmaster stood up and walked over to the window.
'Susie, i dont blame you for being annoyed and defencive of your parents, but if you attitude doesnt change soon, they im afraid your going to have to leave the school.'
'What? your expelling me? its not my fault, its theirs!!'
****
'Thanks alot.' Susie said storming out and walking past her parents.
'What happened?' Dee asked.
'I just got fucking expelled!Thats what happened! and its all your fault you...UGH!!!' She yelled. Dee couldnt help but smile, remembering thats all she would say about her dad.
'What, why is it my fault?' Noel asked.
'Why do you have to be the fashion freak in the boosh? why cant it be uncle mike or dave or someone...else! and if it cant then why the mirror ball suits and all the other weird clothes!'
'Because Vince Noir happens to like them, and besides, why dont you just accept it, show them your not bothered -'
'Paint round it? paint round Howard Moon licks balls for money?' She quoted.
Noel laughed. 'Is that what they do?' He asked.
'Yes.'
'That is quite funny!'
'How is that funny?'
'Well its funny that you do that?'
'do what?'
'Oh way to go to ruin the moment!' Noel said annoyed.
'C'mon! lets go back.' Dee said tugging Susies jacket and signalling Noel to follow.
****
in the car ride back to the studio
'Ugh, im really hungry.' Susie said.
'Mum's got some skittles in her bag.'
'K.'
'Pass us some.' Noel said putting his hands inbetween the front seats.
'No way!' She said slapping his hand.
'Fuck Susie, that really hurt!!' Noel yelled.
'Baby!'
'You we're a baby after i was so im bigger and know better!'
'Well, yeah, but your not very hard are ya?!'
'Will you two shut the fuck up!' Dee said slapping noel's hand and slapping Susies leg.
'No Dee, seriously, i think i've hurt my wrist, well you two have!'
****
'Fuck Noel! What've you done to your wrist?' Julian asked walking up to him.
'Its, purple! and Swollen!' Mike lisped.
'And it fucking kills!' Noel said holding it to his chest.
'Dad, im really sorry, here's your skittles.' Susie said.
'Thanks. and look, it aint really your fa- well, it is, but dont worry.'
At that point Paul had come up to see what all the fuss was about.
'Ah, Noel, another ingury to follow the can!'
'What can?' Susie asked confused.
'Well, while filming season 3, noel got hit in the face with a can.' Paul explained.
'Oh rite, fair enough.' Susie said.
'C'mon, lets get some ice.' Julian said taking him to the other side of the studio.
'Hey Susie, when you grow up are you gonna dress like a man, or a futureistic prostitute like your daddy?'
'Fuck off Jason, ya cunt!!'
'Right! thats was your last warning young lady, come with me.' The head master said.
****
'...So you see Mr and Mrs-'
'Um no, we're not married yet, 18th December.' Dee said smiling.
'Yes, well, anyway we are fed up with telling Susie to stop swearing, and to stop fighting.'
'What?! Fighting?!' Noel yelled.
'Yes, Mr Fielding, Susies behavior here, has gotton worse over the years, along with her attitude towards her fellow students!'
'Why?' Dee asked her.
'Because she keeps calling both of you names, and they keep taking the micky and saying things like :Ooh your dads gay, and your mums a makeup freak!!'
'I wonder why!' The head master laughed.
'What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!' Noel said standing up and slamming his hands on the table.
'Look at what your wearing Mr. Fielding!'
'I was in then middle of filming when i got the call.' Noel explained.
'What, how to look your weirdest wearing...what is that anyway?'
'The Mirror Ball Suit, duh.' Susie said. ' and no, he was filming The Mighty Boosh!'
'Yes, well, Susie can i talk to you just for a minuite alone please?'
'um...ok...'
When Noel and Dee had left the room the headmaster stood up and walked over to the window.
'Susie, i dont blame you for being annoyed and defencive of your parents, but if you attitude doesnt change soon, they im afraid your going to have to leave the school.'
'What? your expelling me? its not my fault, its theirs!!'
****
'Thanks alot.' Susie said storming out and walking past her parents.
'What happened?' Dee asked.
'I just got fucking expelled!Thats what happened! and its all your fault you...UGH!!!' She yelled. Dee couldnt help but smile, remembering thats all she would say about her dad.
'What, why is it my fault?' Noel asked.
'Why do you have to be the fashion freak in the boosh? why cant it be uncle mike or dave or someone...else! and if it cant then why the mirror ball suits and all the other weird clothes!'
'Because Vince Noir happens to like them, and besides, why dont you just accept it, show them your not bothered -'
'Paint round it? paint round Howard Moon licks balls for money?' She quoted.
Noel laughed. 'Is that what they do?' He asked.
'Yes.'
'That is quite funny!'
'How is that funny?'
'Well its funny that you do that?'
'do what?'
'Oh way to go to ruin the moment!' Noel said annoyed.
'C'mon! lets go back.' Dee said tugging Susies jacket and signalling Noel to follow.
****
in the car ride back to the studio
'Ugh, im really hungry.' Susie said.
'Mum's got some skittles in her bag.'
'K.'
'Pass us some.' Noel said putting his hands inbetween the front seats.
'No way!' She said slapping his hand.
'Fuck Susie, that really hurt!!' Noel yelled.
'Baby!'
'You we're a baby after i was so im bigger and know better!'
'Well, yeah, but your not very hard are ya?!'
'Will you two shut the fuck up!' Dee said slapping noel's hand and slapping Susies leg.
'No Dee, seriously, i think i've hurt my wrist, well you two have!'
****
'Fuck Noel! What've you done to your wrist?' Julian asked walking up to him.
'Its, purple! and Swollen!' Mike lisped.
'And it fucking kills!' Noel said holding it to his chest.
'Dad, im really sorry, here's your skittles.' Susie said.
'Thanks. and look, it aint really your fa- well, it is, but dont worry.'
At that point Paul had come up to see what all the fuss was about.
'Ah, Noel, another ingury to follow the can!'
'What can?' Susie asked confused.
'Well, while filming season 3, noel got hit in the face with a can.' Paul explained.
'Oh rite, fair enough.' Susie said.
'C'mon, lets get some ice.' Julian said taking him to the other side of the studio.