Coconut Threeway 5/5 Last Chapter
The next day Julian woke up and looked around the hotel room to see if Noel or Dave, or both had come home, but no-one was there.
'Hello?' He called just in case they were in the bathroom. Nothing. 'Oh fucking hell!' he yelled jumping out of bed and getting re-dressed in the same clothes he had worn for the past 3 days now.
'FUCK!' he yelled as he opened the door and nearly tripped up with the shock of Noel Fielding, curled up, sucking his thumb just outside the door, looking smaller then ever. '1 out of 4.' He mumbled to himself before bedning down and giving Noel a little shake trying to wake him up. 'Noel? Noel? Wakeup!'
'hmmm? waa? whadjju want?' Noel asked taking his thumb out his mouth and looking up at Julian.
'I want you to get up, move, get dressed and meet me downstairs in 10 mins.' Julian said standing up.
'Would, but i cant.' Noel said simply, going a bit red.
'What? Why?' Julian asked.
'I dont wanna say, can you help me up please.'
'Fine, give me your hands.'
'Cant you lift me?'
'What?! Oh for fuck sake Noel!' Julian said bending down and picking Noel up, turning around and re-entering the hotel room.
'Thanks.' Noel said looking grateful.
'No problem your highness, anything else you want help with?'
'Yeah.' Noel replied looking at his suitcase.
'No Noel!'
'oh go on!!! Please!!!' He begged sticking out his bottom lip and doing his best puppy-dog eyes.
'Noel!!! No!!!! Oh fine, but thats it!!! im not feeding you!!!' Julian said walking over to the suitcase and pulling out a selection of clothes for Noel to wear.
**With Dee**
'Fucking cunt! i mean who the hell does he think he is?' Dee yelled whilst sat opposite Sue in Starbucks.
'Dunno, but at least he tried to make it up to you.'
'After beating the shit out of me, yeah he did.' Dee said taking a sip of her hot chocolate.
'Oh well.' Sue said stiring her tea whilst watching the mini whirlpool slowly follow the direction her spoon was going in.
'I bet money that he'll either text or phone me and try to make it up to me.'
'Probably.' Sue said stopping and watching the whirlpool slowly come to a halt.
'Whats got you down in the blues?' Dee asked.
'Nothing.' Sue said looking up at Dee.
'Y'know what'll cheer you up? A good old rave about the shops!'
'Nah, im not in the mood to be honest with you, i think im just gonna head back to the hotel and...do something.' Sue said picking up her jacket from behind her chair, placing down a 5pound note and walking out.
'Fuck!' Dee said doing exactly the same thing. 'Sue!!! Sue wait!!!' She called running after her.
'What?' Sue asked turning around to face Dee.
'Whats wrong, seriously tell me!!!' Dee said holding Sue's arms.
'I...I dont know! I just dont feel happy today, its like...I dont know.' Sue said slumping down on the pavement.
'Look, its ok, c'mon.' Dee said crouching down next to her.
'Im so sorry Dee.' Sue whimpered into Dee's shoulder.
'Dont be. Look, why dont we go back to the hotel, you can have a nice bath, we could watch a film and talk, y'know, "Girls Night In" style. yeah?'
'That'd be nice.' Sue replied wiping her eyes.
'C'mon then.' Dee said smiling and standing up before helping her best friend up too.
****
'So what happened exactly? To make you un-able to move i mean.' Julian asked Noel as they were stood in the lift.
'I dont really want to talk about it.' Noel admitted.
'C'mon Noel, it cant be that bad. im your best mate arent i? We tell eachother everything.'
'Yeah i suppose. What were the only parts of me that you didnt see earlier?'
'Um...back, shoulders, and from your knee's upward.'
'Back.' Noel said turning around to reveal his back, with cuts all over. 'Shoulders.' he continued. 'and i'll show you my knees-and-above later.'
'Fucking hell Noel!!!!' Julian said.'Yeah, anyway I'll catch you later, im gonna go get a coffe.' Noel said walking out of the lift and then out of the building.
****
Julian decided that if he was going to help Noel and Dee's relationship that he was going to need to know what the hell they were going on about most of the time. So he went to a nearby shop and brought a copy of a magazine that he just happened to pick off of the shelf.
'"Love Rivals?"' Julian read aloud to himself. '"Jealous Zac's fury as Robert sets his sights on Vanessa" I've never heard Noel mention any of them.' He said flicking threw it. 'Here we go.' He said finding an article about Lady GaGa and reading it.
****
'Are you fucking joking?!' Noel yelled at Dee.
'Not this time. But if it helps I still love you. Just as a friend now.' She said placing her hand on his. Noel pulled back and reached into his pocket.
'Whatever, im fucking goin' He said standing up and throwing a box onto the table. 'See ya round.'
Dee reached across the table and grabbed the box. She opened it to find a small folded piece of paper, a picture of her and Noel, a necklace with a small key, and a ring.
She opened the letter and read it silently to herself.
"Dee,
Ever since we first met, I've been madly in love with you! You are my world, my universe, my night and my day.
If we ever parted, I'm pretty sure I'd never be able to go on.
The key on the chain, is the key to my heart, The picture is apparently, according to fans, one of the cutest pictures of us, although in my opinion, you look cute in all the pictures.
And the ring, Dee, is completely your decision.
Although by the time I pluck up the courage to give you this, I'd probably completely messed up, but what I want you to remember, is that I have, and always will, love you with all my heart.
Noel
xxx"
By the time Dee finished reading this, she was crying so much that she couldnt see properly.
"Fuck! What've I done?" She thought to herself. So she whipped out her phone and sent him a message.
****
1 New Message
From: Dee
Noel, Im so sorry!
Please forgive me!!!
Yes - The answer to your question.
Please Text Back
Dee
x
****
1 New Message
From: Noel
As you politely put in a recent one:
"Why should i treat you any different to how you treated me?"
N
****
1 New Message
From: Dee
Because you're a better person! and there's no-one else in the world who I'd rather spend the rest of my life with.
****
1 New Message
From: Noel
Flattering, but you said No
****
1 New Message
From: Dee
What, and that's what you want is it?
****
1 New Message
From: Noel
No! Of course not!
I love you more then anything!
But what about that other bloke?
****
1 New Message
From: Dee
I broke it off with him, because I realised, that i want to be with you!
****
1 New Message
From: Noel
Fine. Meet me @ the flat about 7ish.
****
Noel was so nervous, he was pacing up and down the hall.
"What if she didnt mean it?! Of course she bloody meant it! This is Dee we're talking about! But then again, what if she didnt!" He thought to himself.
Just then there was a knock at the door, which made Noel jump.
He carefully made his way over to the door and opened it, to see Dee just a nervous as he was, standing in the doorway
'Hey.' He said letting her in.
'Heya.' She smied like a school kid making her way over to the sofa and sat down.
'I...um...see your wearing the stuff I got you. Y'know I've only just got that money back.' He said sitting beside her.
'What? How come?'
'The chain and the key are real silver, and, well, the ring, obviously thats real too.' He explained.
'Thankyou.' She said kissing him gently on the lips. 'Thankyou so much, for everything.'
'My pleasure.' He replied relaxing for the first time in what felt like years. 'Y'know I'd do anything just to see you smile. I know that sounds really cheesy-'
'No it doesnt, in fact its so romantic' She interrupted.
'-But its all completely 100% true.' He said smiling at her.
'I...its..your...'She didnt know what to say, so she just burst into tears.
'Hey! Hey dont cry!' He said pulling her close and kissing her forehead.
'Im sorry, its just, I've never been treated so romantically before!' She admitted.
'Yeah, to be honest i didnt even know i could be that cheesy until i wrote that letter.'
'Yeah, when did you write that?' She asked looking up at him.
'Um...2001ish?'
'What? but what about that picture?'
'That picture has changes so many times!' He said laughing, she even giggled too.
'I love you so much Noel!'
'I love you too Delia Gaitskell Fielding.' He said leaning down and placing a gentle kiss to her lips.
'Hello?' He called just in case they were in the bathroom. Nothing. 'Oh fucking hell!' he yelled jumping out of bed and getting re-dressed in the same clothes he had worn for the past 3 days now.
'FUCK!' he yelled as he opened the door and nearly tripped up with the shock of Noel Fielding, curled up, sucking his thumb just outside the door, looking smaller then ever. '1 out of 4.' He mumbled to himself before bedning down and giving Noel a little shake trying to wake him up. 'Noel? Noel? Wakeup!'
'hmmm? waa? whadjju want?' Noel asked taking his thumb out his mouth and looking up at Julian.
'I want you to get up, move, get dressed and meet me downstairs in 10 mins.' Julian said standing up.
'Would, but i cant.' Noel said simply, going a bit red.
'What? Why?' Julian asked.
'I dont wanna say, can you help me up please.'
'Fine, give me your hands.'
'Cant you lift me?'
'What?! Oh for fuck sake Noel!' Julian said bending down and picking Noel up, turning around and re-entering the hotel room.
'Thanks.' Noel said looking grateful.
'No problem your highness, anything else you want help with?'
'Yeah.' Noel replied looking at his suitcase.
'No Noel!'
'oh go on!!! Please!!!' He begged sticking out his bottom lip and doing his best puppy-dog eyes.
'Noel!!! No!!!! Oh fine, but thats it!!! im not feeding you!!!' Julian said walking over to the suitcase and pulling out a selection of clothes for Noel to wear.
**With Dee**
'Fucking cunt! i mean who the hell does he think he is?' Dee yelled whilst sat opposite Sue in Starbucks.
'Dunno, but at least he tried to make it up to you.'
'After beating the shit out of me, yeah he did.' Dee said taking a sip of her hot chocolate.
'Oh well.' Sue said stiring her tea whilst watching the mini whirlpool slowly follow the direction her spoon was going in.
'I bet money that he'll either text or phone me and try to make it up to me.'
'Probably.' Sue said stopping and watching the whirlpool slowly come to a halt.
'Whats got you down in the blues?' Dee asked.
'Nothing.' Sue said looking up at Dee.
'Y'know what'll cheer you up? A good old rave about the shops!'
'Nah, im not in the mood to be honest with you, i think im just gonna head back to the hotel and...do something.' Sue said picking up her jacket from behind her chair, placing down a 5pound note and walking out.
'Fuck!' Dee said doing exactly the same thing. 'Sue!!! Sue wait!!!' She called running after her.
'What?' Sue asked turning around to face Dee.
'Whats wrong, seriously tell me!!!' Dee said holding Sue's arms.
'I...I dont know! I just dont feel happy today, its like...I dont know.' Sue said slumping down on the pavement.
'Look, its ok, c'mon.' Dee said crouching down next to her.
'Im so sorry Dee.' Sue whimpered into Dee's shoulder.
'Dont be. Look, why dont we go back to the hotel, you can have a nice bath, we could watch a film and talk, y'know, "Girls Night In" style. yeah?'
'That'd be nice.' Sue replied wiping her eyes.
'C'mon then.' Dee said smiling and standing up before helping her best friend up too.
****
'So what happened exactly? To make you un-able to move i mean.' Julian asked Noel as they were stood in the lift.
'I dont really want to talk about it.' Noel admitted.
'C'mon Noel, it cant be that bad. im your best mate arent i? We tell eachother everything.'
'Yeah i suppose. What were the only parts of me that you didnt see earlier?'
'Um...back, shoulders, and from your knee's upward.'
'Back.' Noel said turning around to reveal his back, with cuts all over. 'Shoulders.' he continued. 'and i'll show you my knees-and-above later.'
'Fucking hell Noel!!!!' Julian said.'Yeah, anyway I'll catch you later, im gonna go get a coffe.' Noel said walking out of the lift and then out of the building.
****
Julian decided that if he was going to help Noel and Dee's relationship that he was going to need to know what the hell they were going on about most of the time. So he went to a nearby shop and brought a copy of a magazine that he just happened to pick off of the shelf.
'"Love Rivals?"' Julian read aloud to himself. '"Jealous Zac's fury as Robert sets his sights on Vanessa" I've never heard Noel mention any of them.' He said flicking threw it. 'Here we go.' He said finding an article about Lady GaGa and reading it.
****
'Are you fucking joking?!' Noel yelled at Dee.
'Not this time. But if it helps I still love you. Just as a friend now.' She said placing her hand on his. Noel pulled back and reached into his pocket.
'Whatever, im fucking goin' He said standing up and throwing a box onto the table. 'See ya round.'
Dee reached across the table and grabbed the box. She opened it to find a small folded piece of paper, a picture of her and Noel, a necklace with a small key, and a ring.
She opened the letter and read it silently to herself.
"Dee,
Ever since we first met, I've been madly in love with you! You are my world, my universe, my night and my day.
If we ever parted, I'm pretty sure I'd never be able to go on.
The key on the chain, is the key to my heart, The picture is apparently, according to fans, one of the cutest pictures of us, although in my opinion, you look cute in all the pictures.
And the ring, Dee, is completely your decision.
Although by the time I pluck up the courage to give you this, I'd probably completely messed up, but what I want you to remember, is that I have, and always will, love you with all my heart.
Noel
xxx"
By the time Dee finished reading this, she was crying so much that she couldnt see properly.
"Fuck! What've I done?" She thought to herself. So she whipped out her phone and sent him a message.
****
1 New Message
From: Dee
Noel, Im so sorry!
Please forgive me!!!
Yes - The answer to your question.
Please Text Back
Dee
x
****
1 New Message
From: Noel
As you politely put in a recent one:
"Why should i treat you any different to how you treated me?"
N
****
1 New Message
From: Dee
Because you're a better person! and there's no-one else in the world who I'd rather spend the rest of my life with.
****
1 New Message
From: Noel
Flattering, but you said No
****
1 New Message
From: Dee
What, and that's what you want is it?
****
1 New Message
From: Noel
No! Of course not!
I love you more then anything!
But what about that other bloke?
****
1 New Message
From: Dee
I broke it off with him, because I realised, that i want to be with you!
****
1 New Message
From: Noel
Fine. Meet me @ the flat about 7ish.
****
Noel was so nervous, he was pacing up and down the hall.
"What if she didnt mean it?! Of course she bloody meant it! This is Dee we're talking about! But then again, what if she didnt!" He thought to himself.
Just then there was a knock at the door, which made Noel jump.
He carefully made his way over to the door and opened it, to see Dee just a nervous as he was, standing in the doorway
'Hey.' He said letting her in.
'Heya.' She smied like a school kid making her way over to the sofa and sat down.
'I...um...see your wearing the stuff I got you. Y'know I've only just got that money back.' He said sitting beside her.
'What? How come?'
'The chain and the key are real silver, and, well, the ring, obviously thats real too.' He explained.
'Thankyou.' She said kissing him gently on the lips. 'Thankyou so much, for everything.'
'My pleasure.' He replied relaxing for the first time in what felt like years. 'Y'know I'd do anything just to see you smile. I know that sounds really cheesy-'
'No it doesnt, in fact its so romantic' She interrupted.
'-But its all completely 100% true.' He said smiling at her.
'I...its..your...'She didnt know what to say, so she just burst into tears.
'Hey! Hey dont cry!' He said pulling her close and kissing her forehead.
'Im sorry, its just, I've never been treated so romantically before!' She admitted.
'Yeah, to be honest i didnt even know i could be that cheesy until i wrote that letter.'
'Yeah, when did you write that?' She asked looking up at him.
'Um...2001ish?'
'What? but what about that picture?'
'That picture has changes so many times!' He said laughing, she even giggled too.
'I love you so much Noel!'
'I love you too Delia Gaitskell Fielding.' He said leaning down and placing a gentle kiss to her lips.