Coconut Threeway 3/?
About 3 mins after there was a knock at the door, and since Julian was already stood up he went to answer it.
'Hey Julian, is Noel in there?' Dee asked.
'Yeah, c'mon in Dee.'
'Cheers.' She said walking past and seeing Noel lead on his back staring at the roof, and Dave on the other bed on his laptop. 'Noel!' She half yelled half said making Noel purch up on his elbows.
'Alright Dee?' He asked smiling.
'I should be asking you that.' She said looking around the room to see if there was any clues as to why he'd hurt his ankle. 'Julian, are you alright?' she asked seeing Julian hopping over to them.
'Yeah, Fine.' He said sitting down gently as he could. 'Just...slept funny.' He said making himself, Noel, and Dave burst into fits of laughter.
'Why is that funny?' She asked giving them all weird looks as if she's just seen Noel bounce off a bed, into a salad, eat it then spit it into a bunny's mouth.
'Nothin.' Noel said once he'd calmed down and caught his breath back.
'Just something that happened last night.' Julian said.
'Shut the fuck up!' Dave yelled throwing a cusion at him.
'What?! It aint like she's gonna find out.' Julian insisted.
'Find out what?' Dee asked.
'Well done Julian!' Noel yelled kicking his back with his good foot.
'Oi!' He yelled back hitting his bad ankle thinking it was his good one.
'Fuck!!!!!!!!!' Noel screamed.
'Shit Noel im sorry.' Julian said moving up rubbing it. 'is it ok?'
'Its fine, but when your around its as safe as a dog on a fucking motorway!' Noel yelled snatching it away.
'Good, but seriously what happened last night?!' Dee said with a serious face on.
'Nothing, just forget it!' Noel said.
'TELL ME!!!' Dee screamed.
'We Were planning season 4!!!'
'Why does that make "I Slept Funny" funny?'
'Because we we're planning an episode where Vince sleeps funny, and he wakes up on the floor, and then...um...'
'and then Howard wakes up trips over him, and they have an arguement and...thats all we've got so far' Julian finished.
'Your lying.' Dee said standing up. 'i bet you slept with someone last night didnt you.'
'NO!!!!' Noel yelled.
'THEN WHAT?!' Dee yelled.
'Can, you wait for just a min.' Noel asked Hopping off the bed and jumping into the bathroom signalling for Julian and Dave to follow.
****
'What do we do!?' Noel asked sitting on the counter.
'2 options.' Dave said.
'What?'
'1. You could let her break up with you.
or 2. You could just tell her, and possibly face the same conciquences.' Dave said shrugging.
'Shit.' Noel said shaking his head and burying his head in his hands.
'He's right, they are the only ways. Im so sorry Noel, i shouldnt have done this to you.' Julian said rubbing his back.
****
When Noel, Julian and Dave all came out of the bathroom, Dee had gone. With no trace of where or when she had gone.
'Fuck!' Noel said falling back on the bed.
'Phone her.' Dave said throwing his phone at him.
'Ow! You battycrease!' Noel said sitting up and rubbing his forehead. 'I cant.'
'You have to!'
'Cant i just text her?'
'Noel, you have to phone her!'
'NO!!!!'
'The only way.'
'Text, its easier, and if she doesnt, then, she'll phone me!'
'Noel, that would just make things worse, trust me.'
'Im texting and thats it!' Noel yelled taking his phone and hopping to the bathroom before locking himself in there.
'Please tell me you havent left your razor in there.' Julian said.
'Im not that stupid. Are you?' Dave asked raising his eyebrows.
'No.' Julian said laying down.
****
1 New Message
From: Noel
Dee, We need to talk, im so sorry. Please come back to the hotel!!!
x
1 New Message
From: Dee
Why should i treat you any different to how you treated me?!
1 New Message
From: Noel
Give me a chance! Please Dee! I'll make it up to you!
x
1 New Message
From: Julian
Noel! Your not talking! we told you to phone her!!
1 New Message
From: Noel
Ju! This isnt the best time!
Im having a cyber argument with Dee!
x
1 New Message
From: Sue
Deedee, Have you told him yet?
xxxxx
1 New Message
From: Noel
Dee! Please! Im Begging You!!! Come back to the hotel!!!
x
1 New Message
From: Dee
Fear of an enemy a hand to a face, words i overhear!
1 New Message
From: Noel
Im your slave got to taste The Tears The Tears The Tears!
1 New Message
From: Dee
Open The Door
Noel unlocked the bathroom door and hopped carefully over to the main one, and opened it to reveal Dee, without her coat on, looking rather chubby.
'Have you gained weight?' Noel asked.
1 New Message
From: Dee
Im pregnant.
'Hey Julian, is Noel in there?' Dee asked.
'Yeah, c'mon in Dee.'
'Cheers.' She said walking past and seeing Noel lead on his back staring at the roof, and Dave on the other bed on his laptop. 'Noel!' She half yelled half said making Noel purch up on his elbows.
'Alright Dee?' He asked smiling.
'I should be asking you that.' She said looking around the room to see if there was any clues as to why he'd hurt his ankle. 'Julian, are you alright?' she asked seeing Julian hopping over to them.
'Yeah, Fine.' He said sitting down gently as he could. 'Just...slept funny.' He said making himself, Noel, and Dave burst into fits of laughter.
'Why is that funny?' She asked giving them all weird looks as if she's just seen Noel bounce off a bed, into a salad, eat it then spit it into a bunny's mouth.
'Nothin.' Noel said once he'd calmed down and caught his breath back.
'Just something that happened last night.' Julian said.
'Shut the fuck up!' Dave yelled throwing a cusion at him.
'What?! It aint like she's gonna find out.' Julian insisted.
'Find out what?' Dee asked.
'Well done Julian!' Noel yelled kicking his back with his good foot.
'Oi!' He yelled back hitting his bad ankle thinking it was his good one.
'Fuck!!!!!!!!!' Noel screamed.
'Shit Noel im sorry.' Julian said moving up rubbing it. 'is it ok?'
'Its fine, but when your around its as safe as a dog on a fucking motorway!' Noel yelled snatching it away.
'Good, but seriously what happened last night?!' Dee said with a serious face on.
'Nothing, just forget it!' Noel said.
'TELL ME!!!' Dee screamed.
'We Were planning season 4!!!'
'Why does that make "I Slept Funny" funny?'
'Because we we're planning an episode where Vince sleeps funny, and he wakes up on the floor, and then...um...'
'and then Howard wakes up trips over him, and they have an arguement and...thats all we've got so far' Julian finished.
'Your lying.' Dee said standing up. 'i bet you slept with someone last night didnt you.'
'NO!!!!' Noel yelled.
'THEN WHAT?!' Dee yelled.
'Can, you wait for just a min.' Noel asked Hopping off the bed and jumping into the bathroom signalling for Julian and Dave to follow.
****
'What do we do!?' Noel asked sitting on the counter.
'2 options.' Dave said.
'What?'
'1. You could let her break up with you.
or 2. You could just tell her, and possibly face the same conciquences.' Dave said shrugging.
'Shit.' Noel said shaking his head and burying his head in his hands.
'He's right, they are the only ways. Im so sorry Noel, i shouldnt have done this to you.' Julian said rubbing his back.
****
When Noel, Julian and Dave all came out of the bathroom, Dee had gone. With no trace of where or when she had gone.
'Fuck!' Noel said falling back on the bed.
'Phone her.' Dave said throwing his phone at him.
'Ow! You battycrease!' Noel said sitting up and rubbing his forehead. 'I cant.'
'You have to!'
'Cant i just text her?'
'Noel, you have to phone her!'
'NO!!!!'
'The only way.'
'Text, its easier, and if she doesnt, then, she'll phone me!'
'Noel, that would just make things worse, trust me.'
'Im texting and thats it!' Noel yelled taking his phone and hopping to the bathroom before locking himself in there.
'Please tell me you havent left your razor in there.' Julian said.
'Im not that stupid. Are you?' Dave asked raising his eyebrows.
'No.' Julian said laying down.
****
1 New Message
From: Noel
Dee, We need to talk, im so sorry. Please come back to the hotel!!!
x
1 New Message
From: Dee
Why should i treat you any different to how you treated me?!
1 New Message
From: Noel
Give me a chance! Please Dee! I'll make it up to you!
x
1 New Message
From: Julian
Noel! Your not talking! we told you to phone her!!
1 New Message
From: Noel
Ju! This isnt the best time!
Im having a cyber argument with Dee!
x
1 New Message
From: Sue
Deedee, Have you told him yet?
xxxxx
1 New Message
From: Noel
Dee! Please! Im Begging You!!! Come back to the hotel!!!
x
1 New Message
From: Dee
Fear of an enemy a hand to a face, words i overhear!
1 New Message
From: Noel
Im your slave got to taste The Tears The Tears The Tears!
1 New Message
From: Dee
Open The Door
Noel unlocked the bathroom door and hopped carefully over to the main one, and opened it to reveal Dee, without her coat on, looking rather chubby.
'Have you gained weight?' Noel asked.
1 New Message
From: Dee
Im pregnant.