More Then Anything part 25
Vince staggered up the stairs the following night his arm wrapped around a girl wearing a pink boobe tube, a mini-skirt and silver glitter tights with pink boots, and Vince was wearing black drainpipes, superman vest, and silver boots.
'Hello love couple.'
'Howard, we aint kissed yet, dont get ya hopes up.' Vince said clearly drunk whilst trying to make his way to their room.
'vince, trust me, your drunk, so you have definatley kissed her.'
'Fuck Off!' Vince said grinning and walking into their room.
Howard smiled back and when Vince had closed the door he put his ear up against the door and heard no voices. 'Yesss' He whispered to himself. 'Howard TJ Moon, you are the next contestant to get up and win your girl!! Ow ChickaChicka!!!' He said walking down the hall going to pick out his best outfit.
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The next morning Vince woke up in the spare bedroom, that used to be Howards, still with the girl from last night wrapped under his arm.
'Ugh...How did we end up here, im sure we went to my room.' Vince said sitting up and blinking trying to get his vision back.
'Whaa? oh, yeah im sure we did, this rooms creepy!' She said still laying down.
'C'mon, i'll go and ask Howard what happened, but first, we need to get you one of my shirts.' He said looking back and winking at her.
'ok, your fashions great so you can pick, and i'll, um...wait here.' She said smiling up at him and getting one back.
Vince got up, and took a blancket with him, wrapping it around his waist.
'Howard!!! I need a shirt!!!' He said knocking and yelling in at him. Almost seconds later the door opened and a hand holding up a light blue and white striped shirt appeared.Vince took it, and went back to his room.
'Is this ok?' he asked handing it to her.
'Yeah fine.' she said holding it up to her face and smelling it. 'Smells of you.' She said biting her lip.
'Oooh, you like that do you?' He asked crawling up the bed and knocking her down and kissing her.
'I love it even more when its fresh.' she said when they broke for air.
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'Y'know what?' She asked when she was sat opposite him at the table sipping her tea.
'What?' vince asked with a spoonful of ice-cream in his mouth making it sound more like "Whooor?".
'We should-' Just then howard came out followed by a light brown haired girl with a face very similar to Vince's.
'What the hells going on here!?' He yelled, just after scooping more ice-cream making it sound like "Waaa tha 'ells gwin on 'ere?"
'Why the hell are you here?!' She asked ignoring his question.
'I live here you cow, what are you doing here?!'
'Um...have you two met?' Howard asked interrupting them.
'You could put it that way.' she said not once looking at him.
'or you could say i once visited hell, and then moved from there!' Vince said also not breaking their glare.
'Oh...old girlfriend?' Howard asked.
'WHAT?! NO WAY?! I WOULDNT EVER HAVE SO MUCH BAD TASTE THAT I'D GO FOR THAT!!' They both yelled at the same time.
'What then?'
'Howard, you just slept with my fucking sister!!!'
'Hello love couple.'
'Howard, we aint kissed yet, dont get ya hopes up.' Vince said clearly drunk whilst trying to make his way to their room.
'vince, trust me, your drunk, so you have definatley kissed her.'
'Fuck Off!' Vince said grinning and walking into their room.
Howard smiled back and when Vince had closed the door he put his ear up against the door and heard no voices. 'Yesss' He whispered to himself. 'Howard TJ Moon, you are the next contestant to get up and win your girl!! Ow ChickaChicka!!!' He said walking down the hall going to pick out his best outfit.
****
The next morning Vince woke up in the spare bedroom, that used to be Howards, still with the girl from last night wrapped under his arm.
'Ugh...How did we end up here, im sure we went to my room.' Vince said sitting up and blinking trying to get his vision back.
'Whaa? oh, yeah im sure we did, this rooms creepy!' She said still laying down.
'C'mon, i'll go and ask Howard what happened, but first, we need to get you one of my shirts.' He said looking back and winking at her.
'ok, your fashions great so you can pick, and i'll, um...wait here.' She said smiling up at him and getting one back.
Vince got up, and took a blancket with him, wrapping it around his waist.
'Howard!!! I need a shirt!!!' He said knocking and yelling in at him. Almost seconds later the door opened and a hand holding up a light blue and white striped shirt appeared.Vince took it, and went back to his room.
'Is this ok?' he asked handing it to her.
'Yeah fine.' she said holding it up to her face and smelling it. 'Smells of you.' She said biting her lip.
'Oooh, you like that do you?' He asked crawling up the bed and knocking her down and kissing her.
'I love it even more when its fresh.' she said when they broke for air.
****
'Y'know what?' She asked when she was sat opposite him at the table sipping her tea.
'What?' vince asked with a spoonful of ice-cream in his mouth making it sound more like "Whooor?".
'We should-' Just then howard came out followed by a light brown haired girl with a face very similar to Vince's.
'What the hells going on here!?' He yelled, just after scooping more ice-cream making it sound like "Waaa tha 'ells gwin on 'ere?"
'Why the hell are you here?!' She asked ignoring his question.
'I live here you cow, what are you doing here?!'
'Um...have you two met?' Howard asked interrupting them.
'You could put it that way.' she said not once looking at him.
'or you could say i once visited hell, and then moved from there!' Vince said also not breaking their glare.
'Oh...old girlfriend?' Howard asked.
'WHAT?! NO WAY?! I WOULDNT EVER HAVE SO MUCH BAD TASTE THAT I'D GO FOR THAT!!' They both yelled at the same time.
'What then?'
'Howard, you just slept with my fucking sister!!!'