How I Spend My Time at Work

Jul 31, 2007 19:41

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beabeliever August 1 2007, 01:36:51 UTC
After I watched your creation- made on MY dime I might point out, I am prompted to make the following observations:

It is so blatantly obvious that you have MASTERED the notion of being self-directed! You clearly have no need for direct supervision.

You have really gained enormous maturity and business acumen working this summer in a high powered international professional business office where you have been forced to really s-t-r-e-t-c-h yourself and your business skills.

Your writing skills have really improved.

The years of art lessons at the Art Center really came through

I feel good about my golden years and entrusting my future to the person who spent who knows how much time drawing dancing baguettes!

Oh my. You are clearly my child.

You are clearly starved for attention Bean. PLEASE LJ readers, step up here and fill Bean's obviously empty cup of good self esteem. I fear the cat is out of the bag now. Bean is clearly an LJ junkie. She needs her daily dose of love(aka laughs) from her loyal LJ readers. How does that love manifest itself you ask? By responding to her posts. Please do it. Now. This minute. You know you want to.

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remy_88 August 1 2007, 01:45:26 UTC
I was only doing it when my charge was on the phone, thus leaving me taskless and woeful.

Also, my baguette was NOT dancing. It was just, you know, hanging out with its baked good friends (get it? BAKED? HAHAHA).

Oh, and I'm not a junkie...I can stop posting whenever I want.

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beabeliever August 3 2007, 01:24:12 UTC
prove it!

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remy_88 August 3 2007, 06:45:10 UTC
I don't...uh...I don't have to prove anything to you...

so...there.

If I WANTED to, though, I could TOTALLY stop. Yeah. Definitely.

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DOUBTFUL beabeliever August 3 2007, 22:39:36 UTC
No way. Just admit it to yourself bean. You are a full-on LJ junkie. You have all the tell-tale signs:

1) dark, sunken-in eye sockets from late night mainlining of posts

2) spindly, calloused fingers from repeated and excessive data entry

3) hunched shoulders from hours spent hunched over your Mac while you secretively post away

4)harried, frenzied look upon learning the Internet connection is down and you are cutoff from your daily dose of LJ

I feel an intervention is imminent

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Re: DOUBTFUL remy_88 August 10 2007, 21:56:25 UTC
I am NOT a junkie. My dark eyes and spindly fingers are because of genetics, thank you very much.

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