"Love it. Let it love you!"...
So it appears that Dustin Diamond, the lovable and nerdy Screech from Saved By The Bell, is in a sex tape that has been leaked to the media. The tape involves Diamond with two women, one of which gets a dirty sanchez at the end from Diamond himself.
According to Diamond, this tape was made as part of a contest, four years ago, that he and a friend were having to see who could out-do each other in extreme sex tapes. Diamond, at the time, was of the opinion that his friend couldn't top his dirty sanchez.
Instead of spending a fortune trying to keep the tape from seeing the light of day, Diamond has opted to allow its release and will take a cut of the profits. He added to the end of his statement, "Let's just say, if I were a small man, it would be worse."
Is anyone else disturbed by this? See, I bet most people said yes to that question I just asked. And the really funny thing, I can guarantee that most of those same people will be searching for it when it comes out in a month...you dirty, dirty sanchez lovers.
Bullocks
According to Diamond, this tape was made as part of a contest, four years ago, that he and a friend were having to see who could out-do each other in extreme sex tapes. Diamond, at the time, was of the opinion that his friend couldn't top his dirty sanchez.
Instead of spending a fortune trying to keep the tape from seeing the light of day, Diamond has opted to allow its release and will take a cut of the profits. He added to the end of his statement, "Let's just say, if I were a small man, it would be worse."
Is anyone else disturbed by this? See, I bet most people said yes to that question I just asked. And the really funny thing, I can guarantee that most of those same people will be searching for it when it comes out in a month...you dirty, dirty sanchez lovers.
Bullocks