I am so not hip
Stories:
1) Getting High while skiing= no good for me. Let me just say this I am way to outa control while in the right state of mind. I probably would have killed myself if I would have skiied all of Friday high. Or raced high. Hmm.
2)Lans are cool. I like them. A lot. I don't really play the games but no matter. Jon called me a dork for going to a LAN. If I am a dork I wonder what that classifies Jon as being. Let's ponder...
3)Got hit on by a black man today. He got my number. It was such a culture shock to me because I thought I would have blinded any person not as white as me. Black people usually ignore me for being the little honky I am. So I might have a new stalker. YAY. Looks like theres no more room for Geoff. Sry.
4)So I got my hair cut. I have a white girl afro. Its glorious. HEHE. I just need to start listening to DISCO and Ill be exactly like Herr Maack back in the day. German Disco none the less. Whatever though I think my hair will get progressivley less retarded. Atleast we hope it will... actually you prolly dont hope it will just i. You want to laugh at me more. Damnit.
5) Sign stealing is going down this saturday night I think. Im so getting my name. Heheheh.
6) Health officialy sucks. Cept all I do is talk to Matt, Jake , and Sam. THey are some cool kids. But the teacher is a henious bitch straight up.
7)I got called "50's " looking today. I guess I am just that cool. Since when did dressing semi classy make you a blast from the past. Ohwell.
8)I like Pie... just not the kind that Irenes aunt makes with too much nutmeg.
1) Getting High while skiing= no good for me. Let me just say this I am way to outa control while in the right state of mind. I probably would have killed myself if I would have skiied all of Friday high. Or raced high. Hmm.
2)Lans are cool. I like them. A lot. I don't really play the games but no matter. Jon called me a dork for going to a LAN. If I am a dork I wonder what that classifies Jon as being. Let's ponder...
3)Got hit on by a black man today. He got my number. It was such a culture shock to me because I thought I would have blinded any person not as white as me. Black people usually ignore me for being the little honky I am. So I might have a new stalker. YAY. Looks like theres no more room for Geoff. Sry.
4)So I got my hair cut. I have a white girl afro. Its glorious. HEHE. I just need to start listening to DISCO and Ill be exactly like Herr Maack back in the day. German Disco none the less. Whatever though I think my hair will get progressivley less retarded. Atleast we hope it will... actually you prolly dont hope it will just i. You want to laugh at me more. Damnit.
5) Sign stealing is going down this saturday night I think. Im so getting my name. Heheheh.
6) Health officialy sucks. Cept all I do is talk to Matt, Jake , and Sam. THey are some cool kids. But the teacher is a henious bitch straight up.
7)I got called "50's " looking today. I guess I am just that cool. Since when did dressing semi classy make you a blast from the past. Ohwell.
8)I like Pie... just not the kind that Irenes aunt makes with too much nutmeg.