The Spine of a Jellyfish...

[remuslives23]

WHY, do I do this to myself?

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[treacle_tartlet]

GO HERE NOW

[remuslives23]

Tell me the first thing you did was strip them down? Make me feel less pervy. And I LOVE that Ianto's leaf is bigger than Jack's!

Thanks, hon! This is awesome!

[treacle_tartlet]

Well, duh!
*embraces my sister in perviness*

[remuslives23]

Okay, see if this works...

[treacle_tartlet]

Bwah-hah-hah! Would it surprise you to know I'm writing a fic with Ianto and those frilly knickers?
Oh, but also! I was just watching the remake of The Producers with my daughter (don't ask), and OMFG! It's Aryan!Jack o.O

[remuslives23]

Oh, oh, oh! Cross dressing... *is feeling faint*

Men in women's knickers is a newly discovered kink of mine (fandom has been good for my imagination) and oh, please, can we have Ianto in knickers fic ASAP!!!

Why haven't I written Ianto in knickers? Or being spanked? I don't think I'm very good with kinks actually. I always feel like a bit of a knob writing it.

I should try and work through that, shouldn't I?

[treacle_tartlet]

Oh, honey, I'll throw some spanking in there too, ust for you ;)
Seriously, Aryan!Jack: JB with peroxide hair and Nazi uniform singing 'Springtime for Hitler'. I may have snorted hot chocolate out my nose, just a little bit...