Ah...
... my friends. Always there for me, ready to risk life and limb to help me no matter what the situation. Say, for example... a herd of Shanks plushies ready to be stocked and harvested. I know, I know... money's tight. But ah, do not fear, for I'm sure love will find a way and you will all indeed find that buying me Shanks plushies will fill your hearts with rapturous joy and contentment to no end. Come, my friends, and we shall all find love and happiness together, and nothing shall stand in the way of our tower built from our hearts!
... ah, friends...
... ah, friends...