My journal is a cornicopia of hilarity
(Prepare for an obnoxious, inside joke laden entry)
So I am skimming through my actual journal and have found soo many funny things that I had jotted down over the past year or so. Here are a few of my favorites:
Quote from Jonathon (aka, Lamo the 1st): Let's pretend I am in college and I like a girl and want to take her out for a fancy dinner...and her name is Brisket"
Camille West: "I think all little kids have big spirits but the grownups have little ones"
A conversation at a bus stop in New York: Me- 'What IS there in Utica?" Ann- "ummm, M59...and my grandpa lives there"
A sign at a gas station in MA: CLOSED NOW
Andrea: "God, Santa's such a dumb fuck"
Ann and I discuss the comparative merits of Michigan: "MI would totally kick MA's ass- but in a polite way. Just 'cause they had to. Then MI would totally buy MA a beer"
And my favorite, my dear mother trying to use the phrase 'faux paux': "It was a, you know, foofah? Fatah pah?"
Heh.
In other news, tomorrow I will rally with John Kerry, Jen Grnaholm and Debbie Stabenow ("Stab-ah-nah-now").
There may just be a tour starting up in November.
And Ike, apparently, is a breast man.
Good night
So I am skimming through my actual journal and have found soo many funny things that I had jotted down over the past year or so. Here are a few of my favorites:
Quote from Jonathon (aka, Lamo the 1st): Let's pretend I am in college and I like a girl and want to take her out for a fancy dinner...and her name is Brisket"
Camille West: "I think all little kids have big spirits but the grownups have little ones"
A conversation at a bus stop in New York: Me- 'What IS there in Utica?" Ann- "ummm, M59...and my grandpa lives there"
A sign at a gas station in MA: CLOSED NOW
Andrea: "God, Santa's such a dumb fuck"
Ann and I discuss the comparative merits of Michigan: "MI would totally kick MA's ass- but in a polite way. Just 'cause they had to. Then MI would totally buy MA a beer"
And my favorite, my dear mother trying to use the phrase 'faux paux': "It was a, you know, foofah? Fatah pah?"
Heh.
In other news, tomorrow I will rally with John Kerry, Jen Grnaholm and Debbie Stabenow ("Stab-ah-nah-now").
There may just be a tour starting up in November.
And Ike, apparently, is a breast man.
Good night