DEATH BY ONION
I can see it now::
Local girl, dies while making her first *real* dinner. Everything was going wonderfully until she had to chop the onion. This was no ordinary onion.. no.. this was an EVIL onion. With magical powers to make the most heartless of men cry their eyes out!!! They found her, on the kitchen floor, tears mixed with eyeliner smeared down her face, still cluching the knife. Police say she had no chance for survival. A wake will be held this friday for anyone who would like to pay their respects.
okay.. so maybe i'm over reacting... but damn!! my eyes are still sore and red. That onion must have been bad.. or ripe or whatever onions do because as soon as i tookt hat first chop... DAMMMNNNN okay.. well..*ahem* i'm done.
Local girl, dies while making her first *real* dinner. Everything was going wonderfully until she had to chop the onion. This was no ordinary onion.. no.. this was an EVIL onion. With magical powers to make the most heartless of men cry their eyes out!!! They found her, on the kitchen floor, tears mixed with eyeliner smeared down her face, still cluching the knife. Police say she had no chance for survival. A wake will be held this friday for anyone who would like to pay their respects.
okay.. so maybe i'm over reacting... but damn!! my eyes are still sore and red. That onion must have been bad.. or ripe or whatever onions do because as soon as i tookt hat first chop... DAMMMNNNN okay.. well..*ahem* i'm done.