Oh Yeah, This Just In
There is a house on my way home from work with two pink flamingos in its front yard. But these flamingos are inflated, and at least as large as I am. And while I don't know if it's because of vandalism, ignorance, or happenstance, these two flamingos are totally getting it on. There's no other possibility. It is super ninja crazy doggy-style flamingo sex up in there.
Posts like this are why I need to get some kind of digital camera, but fuck it, I've already written it and I think it's funny.
Posts like this are why I need to get some kind of digital camera, but fuck it, I've already written it and I think it's funny.