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[remnantsof]

::accidental voice post::

Don't know why i'm here--

What the hell happened--

Dead, I was dead.

So how am I--

... This isn’t--

[the silence, only broken by the sound of his heavy breathing is suddenly filled with the sound of him coughing. when it ends, silence returns again- tentatively, as if fearing another outburst.]This isn’t- it isn’t

Comments

[amazing_guy]

Look what the cat spit up.

[remnantsof]

Damnitt, Guy. Is that all you have to say?

[amazing_guy]

What? Are you looking for pity?

[remnantsof]

Like hell. But maybe I expected a little gratitude.

[amazing_guy]

Thanks.

[remnantsof]

-- Fine.

[... well now what.]

[amazing_guy]

You aren't going to just sit there playing dead, are you?

[remnantsof]

Well what the hell else can I do. I'm not exactly in the best of shape here, Guy.

[amazing_guy]

I don't know. Ask for help, maybe?

[remnantsof]

What? So you can't enjoy my suffering for a little longer?

[amazing_guy]

If you're too afraid to ask, I'll give you the Guy Special treatment.

[remnantsof]

No. You idiot.

I don't know where I am, damnitt.

[amazing_guy]

Then just say that in the first place.

[remnantsof]

Should be obvious, don't you think?

[amazing_guy]

Now it's obvious, Mr. I Know Everything And Expect Everyone Else To Too.

[remnantsof]

Amazing deduction skills there, Guy.