COMING SOON, TO A TABLE TOP NEAR YOU...

Mar 14, 2008 02:16

The year is 2008. The city of Detroit had been razed in the conflagration of the infamous Dr. Destroyer's demise. In the ashes, however, a new city was built. Millennium City, the City of the Future. Bright, brilliant, and well-protected, it is a beacon for the future.

But every light casts a shadow, and time always marches on. The current generation of heroes can't battle forever. Who will protect Millennium city, and the world itself, from the forces of evil?

"Today, students, we're going to learn about the reason why you keep a Secret Identity."

"I'd love to go with you to the dance, but... I can't. You see, I've already promised to go with-"

"With your superior genetics, we will create a new race of Ubermensch!"

"Quit pussying around and punch that kraut square in the jaw already!"

"Today's assembly is /mandatory/. Now, pay attention to what the people from Mind, Incorporated, have to offer."

"No! Stop hitting me! STOP!" "Or else what?" *SMASH* "... Heh... Heheh..."

"With the power of my Acne Induction Beam, I will ensure that /I/ am the only possible choice! NOW KNEEL BEFORE ME, OR FACE MY PIMPLY WRATH!"

"They say that kids who are going to see the Principal are vanishing." "Hah! I bet he's really an alien, and he's eating them."

"Like a bunch of gutter trash like you could be heroes... You don't even have a proper costume!"

"It's time." "Time for what?" "Time to grow up. Time to take responsibility for your actions. Time to be a real hero."

Coming Saturday, March 22, the next generation begin their epic trials, creating the legends of the future.

"Students! I'd like to welcome all of you to..."

HERO HIGH
A Teen Champions Campaign
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