Harry Potter: Of Flattery and Cute Boys
Original fic: Flattery Will Get You Everywhere (scroll down), by brownstudies
Remix: Of Flattery and Cute Boys [Sirius & the Fat Lady Portrait, 200 Words, Rated PG], by rockerchica826
The Fat Lady didn't know most of the students by name, but Sirius she would never forget. He was almost always with his group of friends. She didn't like him with his friends.
At night, however, Sirius always came alone. He was nice then, and she liked him better. She knew, though, that he never knew the password.
The Fat Lady sighed as she saw him sneaking silently up the stairs. He was a very attractive young man with his dark hair and mysterious aura.
"Voluptuous goddess" he called her, making her giggle with delight. "Rubenesque vision of loveliness."
She wanted to let him in, but she couldn't, it was against the rules. If Dumbledore found out that she had been letting in a student without the password he would be furious.
"Light of my life, keeper of my castle, Mistress of my maraudering?" He was so cute in his determination to win her over. She couldn't help herself.
She quickly glanced around the staircase to make sure that no one was there. "Go on then," she said, swinging the door open and motioning for him to come inside.
Flattery, the Fat Lady observed, would get a cute boy everywhere...
Remix: Of Flattery and Cute Boys [Sirius & the Fat Lady Portrait, 200 Words, Rated PG], by rockerchica826
The Fat Lady didn't know most of the students by name, but Sirius she would never forget. He was almost always with his group of friends. She didn't like him with his friends.
At night, however, Sirius always came alone. He was nice then, and she liked him better. She knew, though, that he never knew the password.
The Fat Lady sighed as she saw him sneaking silently up the stairs. He was a very attractive young man with his dark hair and mysterious aura.
"Voluptuous goddess" he called her, making her giggle with delight. "Rubenesque vision of loveliness."
She wanted to let him in, but she couldn't, it was against the rules. If Dumbledore found out that she had been letting in a student without the password he would be furious.
"Light of my life, keeper of my castle, Mistress of my maraudering?" He was so cute in his determination to win her over. She couldn't help herself.
She quickly glanced around the staircase to make sure that no one was there. "Go on then," she said, swinging the door open and motioning for him to come inside.
Flattery, the Fat Lady observed, would get a cute boy everywhere...