♡ Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Love Yourself (The Large Sexual Database Remix)
♡ [ Buffy/Buffybot | R for Robot POV | 165 words ]
Mode: XXX. Run: french kiss. Output: "I am fully automatic."
Original story: The Greatest Love of All by melodyunity, 165 words.
Remix author: projectjulie
Spoilers: Post-ep for 5x18 “Intervention.”
Author notes: This will be posted as 10 separate tweets at http://twitter.com/babealicious/favorites.
Love Yourself (The Large Sexual Database Remix)
Input: Buffy identified (slayer, babe, this model's prototype). Mode: BFF.
Output: "You look like me. We are very pretty."
Input: "Evidently you're programmed with high self-esteem. Thing is, I need to know exactly what Spike has been perving out on."
Output: "Spike is a hunk of delicious man-meat. We have sex repeatedly."
Input: "So how do I, um, turn that on?"
Input: kiss (type 6, tentative). Mode: XXX. Run: french kiss. Output: "I am fully automatic."
Input: "Come automatically do me, then. Just like you do Spike." Run: ravish. Input: "That all you got?"
Run: oral sex (giving, female). Input: "Oh. Yes. Oh yes. Yes yes yes."
Input: "God, please, OK, stop." Mode: VBG. Run: snuggle.
Input: "You know, it's sick, but I can almost see the appeal. Everything else is impossible right now, but you're easy."
Output: "I am glad that I please you. You are my prototype. Shall I please you again? I have unlimited parameters and stamina!"
Input: LOL. Mode: XXX. Run: 69.
Mode: XXX. Run: french kiss. Output: "I am fully automatic."
Original story: The Greatest Love of All by melodyunity, 165 words.
Remix author: projectjulie
Spoilers: Post-ep for 5x18 “Intervention.”
Author notes: This will be posted as 10 separate tweets at http://twitter.com/babealicious/favorites.
Love Yourself (The Large Sexual Database Remix)
Input: Buffy identified (slayer, babe, this model's prototype). Mode: BFF.
Output: "You look like me. We are very pretty."
Input: "Evidently you're programmed with high self-esteem. Thing is, I need to know exactly what Spike has been perving out on."
Output: "Spike is a hunk of delicious man-meat. We have sex repeatedly."
Input: "So how do I, um, turn that on?"
Input: kiss (type 6, tentative). Mode: XXX. Run: french kiss. Output: "I am fully automatic."
Input: "Come automatically do me, then. Just like you do Spike." Run: ravish. Input: "That all you got?"
Run: oral sex (giving, female). Input: "Oh. Yes. Oh yes. Yes yes yes."
Input: "God, please, OK, stop." Mode: VBG. Run: snuggle.
Input: "You know, it's sick, but I can almost see the appeal. Everything else is impossible right now, but you're easy."
Output: "I am glad that I please you. You are my prototype. Shall I please you again? I have unlimited parameters and stamina!"
Input: LOL. Mode: XXX. Run: 69.