Stargate Atlantis: Pillow Talk (The Audio-Only Remix)
Original Fic: Bedtime, by goddess47
Remix: Pillow Talk (The Audio-Only Remix) [Rodney McKay/John Sheppard, 100 words, rated G], by mechturtle
Swoosh. “God, Zelenka is so-- oh! Sorry, Sheppard.” Swoosh. “Wow, out of the infirmary and sleeping like Carson said to. I’ll wash up--“
“Did you roast the coffee beans?”
Ker-splash. “...Huh?”
“Don’t mix them with the pebbles.”
“What the hell are you--?” Groan. “Go back to sleep, you’re talking.”
“Gotta open the junk shop by noon.”
Snort. “I don’t think Carson’s letting you do anything for a while.” Rustle. “Move over, you’re hogging the covers.”
“Shut up, Rodney, I’m trying to be magical here.”
“Yeah, you do that.” Sigh. “Next time I’m hurt off-world, I’d better get the good drugs.”
Author’s notes: Affectionate meta-apologies to esteefee, Leah et al., devildoll, and thingswithwings.
Remix: Pillow Talk (The Audio-Only Remix) [Rodney McKay/John Sheppard, 100 words, rated G], by mechturtle
Swoosh. “God, Zelenka is so-- oh! Sorry, Sheppard.” Swoosh. “Wow, out of the infirmary and sleeping like Carson said to. I’ll wash up--“
“Did you roast the coffee beans?”
Ker-splash. “...Huh?”
“Don’t mix them with the pebbles.”
“What the hell are you--?” Groan. “Go back to sleep, you’re talking.”
“Gotta open the junk shop by noon.”
Snort. “I don’t think Carson’s letting you do anything for a while.” Rustle. “Move over, you’re hogging the covers.”
“Shut up, Rodney, I’m trying to be magical here.”
“Yeah, you do that.” Sigh. “Next time I’m hurt off-world, I’d better get the good drugs.”
Author’s notes: Affectionate meta-apologies to esteefee, Leah et al., devildoll, and thingswithwings.