Reaper/Dead Like Me: Delegation (Lost Souls Remix)
Original Fic: Lost Souls, by amathela
Remix: Delegation (Lost Souls Remix) [Gladys (aka Delores), George, Sam, 100 Words, Rated PG, slight language] by lotus0kid
The gods must be crazy. Or really, really bored, to let humans do so much of their dirty work. Humans! Silly sacks of bony meat gifted with the most easily extinguished spark of animation. How are they at all capable of collecting the souls of their dead and delivering them to their final destinations, divine or infernal? All Gladys can think is that they aren’t, and as they try God or Satan or whoever is laughing their ass off. She stifles a smile herself as the two oblivious reapers bicker. It buys her time to strategize before George exclaims, “Delores?”
Remix: Delegation (Lost Souls Remix) [Gladys (aka Delores), George, Sam, 100 Words, Rated PG, slight language] by lotus0kid
The gods must be crazy. Or really, really bored, to let humans do so much of their dirty work. Humans! Silly sacks of bony meat gifted with the most easily extinguished spark of animation. How are they at all capable of collecting the souls of their dead and delivering them to their final destinations, divine or infernal? All Gladys can think is that they aren’t, and as they try God or Satan or whoever is laughing their ass off. She stifles a smile herself as the two oblivious reapers bicker. It buys her time to strategize before George exclaims, “Delores?”