due South: Ode to a Sumptuous Supper (The Doggerel Half-Wolferel Remix)
Original fic: Pizza Interruptus, by kernezelda
Remix: Ode to a Sumptuous Supper (The Doggerel Half-Wolferel Remix) [Diefenbaker, Fraser/Kowalski, 100 words, Rated G] by isiscolo
Benton's got a secret plan
The Mountie's going to get his man
Tonight at Ray's, he sets the mood
But (naturally) I'm craving food.
While Ray takes off Ben's shoes and socks
I take off with the cardboard box
It smells of greasy bread and meat
I flip the lid, and start to eat
DIEFENBAKER! bellows Ray
But Ben just murmurs, it's okay,
And soothes his outrage with a kiss
While I indulge in gastric bliss
Oh, pepperoni! Extra cheese!
My dreams are full of tastes like these!
So much better than "dog treats": a
Half-wolf always gets his pizza.
Remix: Ode to a Sumptuous Supper (The Doggerel Half-Wolferel Remix) [Diefenbaker, Fraser/Kowalski, 100 words, Rated G] by isiscolo
Benton's got a secret plan
The Mountie's going to get his man
Tonight at Ray's, he sets the mood
But (naturally) I'm craving food.
While Ray takes off Ben's shoes and socks
I take off with the cardboard box
It smells of greasy bread and meat
I flip the lid, and start to eat
DIEFENBAKER! bellows Ray
But Ben just murmurs, it's okay,
And soothes his outrage with a kiss
While I indulge in gastric bliss
Oh, pepperoni! Extra cheese!
My dreams are full of tastes like these!
So much better than "dog treats": a
Half-wolf always gets his pizza.