go girl it's your birthday open wide know you're thirsty lemme hear you say aah~

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Around 3pm today my mom (well, a few years ago) will die giving birth to me after a bazillion hours in labor. Then the nice doctor will restart her heart and my dad will deny he cried and my grandmother will veto both Kaya and Katherine and my mom will veto Sinead and my dad will veto Candace and my mom will demand Brittany Noel since she just died after all and my brother will ask if he can keep it in his room if he promises to feed it.




Uh. It's my birthday .__. Feel free to spam me or something. /wanders off to study for Geography ;;