Maxis_Taste Dare #23
This is my entry for maxis_taste Dare #23.
Warning: Adult themes
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Mary Sue had taken the twins to see their grandparents for the weekend, and Daniel was left home alone.
He opened up the magazine, flipping through it out of sheer boredom, when something caught his eye.
"Extraterestrial Escort Service? Hmm, what the hell! Try anything once.."
While the cat's away..
"Hello? Yes, I'd like to hire one of your best.. What? No.. Yeah. Look, I, uh, have to pay by card. Can you be discreet? Dry cleaners? Heh, That's fine.. "
"Mmhmm.. Address is 215 Sim Lane, Pleasantview. Yep.. Okay, Goodbye."
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"Oh, Evening officer, what seems to be the-"
"-Oof!"
"You have the right to remain silent.. Until I say so."
"Wait.. You're the escort!?"
"You asked for the best, baby."
"... Ah, what the hell. Try anything once!"
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~Three days later~
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"Beautiful pancakes, Dear. Best I've ever eaten.. Ever."
"Don't push your luck, Pal. I'm still mad at you. Who spends that much on dry cleaning?"
"I don't feel so good.."
"No wonder, dad! You gorged yourself this morning. What ever happened to that whole 'diet' thing? You're getting a little tubby, there!"
".. so then I was like 'ew, I'm so not working on the biology lab with him'. He's, like, so gross. He always sits up the back of class and-"
"I don't want to know, honey. Really. .. What is your father doing. If he doesn't hurry up you two are going to be la-
AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!
"What the hell!?"
"Daniel, I- Wha!?"
"Heh, well, uh, this is awkward.."
".. bu-huh.."
*thud*
"Mom!"
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A little bit of regret there, Dan? Don't worry, I'm sure you and Dave will make cute sproglettes. ;)
Cute, yes, but Delilah seems to have only inherited Dan's eyes. Nonetheless, she's still a decent representation of both parents.
She is a Romance Sim, afterall.
Download Delilah | CC List | No CC version
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They're both pixel_trade friendly.