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Jun 24, 2007 15:13

I was given this little laminated index card today.

Room #315

Godparent: Nano

Name: Princess Pea

I think they believe that I would forget such minor things as where I slept and whom I'm supposed to speak with. They definitely have the wrong name down. It would have been more tolerable if they had decided on the name Pei Pei, but no, I'm to be named after a vegetable?

Am I to be used for minor genetic experiments again like my namesake? Will I become green and pink and yellow and white depending upon my progeny? Will I grow tall or stay short? Will someone eat me???

I can't have that! I CAN'T
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