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So we fired Ruth today. I swear she's the horniest geriatric I've ever had the unfortunate chance of knowing. We wrote her up before because she brought a leash for her "bunny" but showed everyone and told them it was for Verdell's penis. Then she would suck on a candy cane and pretend she was sucking on said penis. Talk about sick. We told her never to do anything like that again and what does she do? She takes a piece of paper with Danny's phone number on it and shoves it down to her hips, where her bra resides, and tells him, "If you want it, you'll have to get it yourself." Well guess what you sick bastard? Pack up and take your shit to the circus because you're fired. Oh yeah, although no one has ever proved it, we think she's responsible for all the poop found on the floor of the ladies room. Micah had this theory that maybe she was changing one of her adult diapers and some poop rolled out of it and onto the floor. And another time, she came up to me and apologized for not getting too many leads earlier because she had stomach trouble but assured me that it was all taken care of. I took it to mean just that but later that evening Carol and Cinthia called me over and were complaining that there was poop ALL OVER one of the toilet seats and poop/pee around the floor. 1 + 1 = 2 to me and when I add this up, she's guiltier than the girl who took all of the chocolate cookies and ate the chocolate off of the top and saved the cookie part for her lunch the next day. Bunch of savages in this town.
On a way brighter note: Leigh-love received her fashionably late Valentine's Day package but incredibly early Easter package. I'm so glad it got there and I'm so glad she loves everything. We're also having a blast talking about our upcoming vacation and making plans for new tattoos. Fun!
My new case and power supply came today but no one was here to sign for it. Hmph! The note said they'd be back tomorrow and I hope someone is here to sign for it then. Otherwise, hmph!
That's all for today kids. Be sure to tip your bottles and pour one for the homies! Because they dead yo!
On a way brighter note: Leigh-love received her fashionably late Valentine's Day package but incredibly early Easter package. I'm so glad it got there and I'm so glad she loves everything. We're also having a blast talking about our upcoming vacation and making plans for new tattoos. Fun!
My new case and power supply came today but no one was here to sign for it. Hmph! The note said they'd be back tomorrow and I hope someone is here to sign for it then. Otherwise, hmph!
That's all for today kids. Be sure to tip your bottles and pour one for the homies! Because they dead yo!