All it took was a Video
Characters: Greg House, James Wilson
Pairing: House/Wilson
Summary: Wilson, House, a video and a perfectly timed entrance
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Somewhat graphic Man on Man action
Spoilers: None
Prompt: For
mrowrr - House/Wilson one of them is caught watching porn.
Disclaimer: I do not own House, Wilson or House M.D. It all belongs to Fox.
Author's Notes: UnBeta'd all mistakes are my own.
Wilson had been lying in bed reading the newest oncology quarterly when he started hearing voices. Not ‘in your head schizophrenic’ voices, but soft muffled voices.
At first he thought it was from outside, some kids have fun. Until the music started and the moaning; it was coming from inside. There was someone in the apartment! It couldn’t be House; he’d been holed up at the hospital with some grand case that nothing could tear him away from.
Ever so slowly, Wilson extracted himself from under the covers, setting his journal down, trying to keep the noise down to the minimum. He grabbed his cell phone, and started softly padding down the hall ready to dial 911 at any minute. Following the sound right out to the main room, Wilson stood with his back to the wall before taking a deep breath and jumping out around the corner, ready to confront who ever it was.
Wilson stood frozen in his attempt at an intimidating stance, only to find all that the loud erotic music and moaning were coming from the laptop in the otherwise empty room
There were two men, a blond and a brunette, kissing and fondling each other; nothing he hadn’t seen, or done before, but it was where they were. Wilson’s eyes widened, it was an examining room an almost exact replica of the rooms they had at the hospital. The brunette was on the table now while the other was slowly kissing his way down the others chest and stomach. Down down down until, with a predatory smile up at the camera, the blond deep throated his lover’s prick. The other man let out a yell. The whole scene sent a flash of arousal straight to Wilson’s cock.
As the video continued, Wilson couldn’t tear his eyes away, his mind wandering until he could only seem himself doing that to House; Making him lose control in the place where House had the most control. Wilson started to move his hand closer to where his cock was now straining in his pants when the front door banged open.
House stood framed by the hall’s light.
“Cheating on me with your left hand? Come on, I don’t even rate the right?”
“What?!” Wilson leapt as far away from the laptop as he could. “House, no I wasn’t…”
“This is why your rule of ‘no office quickies’ sucks you idiot. You’re left to handle things yourself.”
House’s lip twitched only slightly, but Wilson caught it easily, and crossed his arms looking miffed.
“You jerk, you did this, how …wait, no…why? I though someone broke into the apartment!”
“You thought someone broke in to watch porn?”
Wilson reddened at House’s ‘you’re an idiot’ voice asking the question.
Whatever reply Wilson had been about to give fled his brain as the porn movies audio reached an almost deafening level. Both men turned to the screen as the climax scene started playing out on screen. Wilson, who really hadn’t paid much attention to it before then realized the setting; it was an office…a doctors office.
Office quickies suddenly seemed like the greatest idea in the world.
House cleared his throat after the screen went black and stared at Wilson with a smirk watching as the man adjusted his pants, his face red.
“You know, House I think I left something…a file at the hospital. We should go get it.”
House grabbed the car keys from the desk and tossed them to Wilson.
“If I knew all it took was a video to get you kinky, I would have given you ‘Routine Check Up’ for your birthday.’
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