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[reluctantnanny]

*tiny feet running fast tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip*

COME FORTH YE TREACHEROUS FIENDS, WHERE'VE YOU RUN OFF TO, EH?! FACE THINE DEATH LIKE A TRUE MAN, YE FRENCH BASTARDOYY!! OOOOOOOY-- *gasp gasp, running and searching and running and-- oh hey we're kinda

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[thebestnation]

Why are you yelling?

[reluctantnanny]

Because then people will hear me!

[thebestnation]

Oh. That makes sense.

Why do you want them to hear you?

[reluctantnanny]

Because I'm important.

...

And I'm looking for someone.

[thebestnation]

Maybe I can help find them! Who're you looking for?

[reluctantnanny]

...Very good. You will be rewarded for your aide.

I am searching for Spain. He is taller than me, but smiles like an idiot. He has curly brown hair.

Austria must also be located. He has wavy brown hair, and glasses. He is also a giant.

[thebestnation]

Oh alright, I'll see if I can find them.

W-wait. He's a giant!?

[reluctantnanny]

I-It's a figure of speech, fool!! He's taller than me!! *WAVES ARMS TO EMPHASIZE*

[thebestnation]

Oh...w-well, how am I supposed to know that, stupid!

[reluctantnanny]

*OMG SOMEONE SPOKE BACK TO HIM?!*

...W-why I never-- A fool calling a fool "fool" is twice the fool!!

[thebestnation]

[A giggle] So you're admitting that you're a fool?

[reluctantnanny]

asdvfn;asfshth

--N-NO, I TAKE IT BACK. I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

[thebestnation]

You can't take it back! You already said it!

[reluctantnanny]

I can do anything I want, peasant!! What is your name?!

*he's gonna write it down and he will SO get you back for this GRRR*

[thebestnation]

I'm not a peasant! I'm Bri-tan's colony, Meriken!

[reluctantnanny]

How nice for you. Peh. Why doesn't that twat stop messing around with you and join the fight. He's too scared, that's why!

Meriken, you say? What a strange name.