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[reluctantnanny]

*tiny feet running fast tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip*

COME FORTH YE TREACHEROUS FIENDS, WHERE'VE YOU RUN OFF TO, EH?! FACE THINE DEATH LIKE A TRUE MAN, YE FRENCH BASTARDOYY!! OOOOOOOY-- *gasp gasp, running and searching and running and-- oh hey we're kinda

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[b_as_a_criminal]

Ummm, I'm pretty sure you can't see Spain or Austria from here. It appears to be a replica of an American time period.

[reluctantnanny]

....

Tell me where Spain and Austria are. I have no interest in time periods or americas.

[b_as_a_criminal]

Ummm.

Spain is on the Iberian Peninsula in southwestern Europe next to France, and Austria is a landlocked country that shares borders with Hungary, Italy, and Switzerland to name a few.

Why do you ask?

[reluctantnanny]

I KNOW WHERE THEIR TERRITORIES ARE BUT WHERE ARE THOSE IDIOTS IS WHAT I AM ASKING!!

And don't speak the Habsburgs' names with such an informal air! *looks like he would be brandishing a sword if he had one buuuut he doesn't*

[b_as_a_criminal]

What idiots are those? You are asking me about countries.

[He pauses since this guy isn't making any sense. And you know, he looks kind of worn out, so. Maybe he's delusional?]

Maybe you should sit down.

[reluctantnanny]

Maybe you should grow a brain! Of course I'm talking about countries, swine!

*standing quite confidently while worn out! ...and bloody! but standing confidently!*

[b_as_a_criminal]

[Wow, insulting his intelligence. That just removed all traces of sympathy. He's going to try to whack you now.]

You're the one who doesn't make sense, moron.

[reluctantnanny]

OW! Stop that at once! *grips hat on so it doesn't fall off and TRIES TO KICK IN IN THE SHINS thought that's basically the equivalent of a small poke to his foot* Useless!! This place is filled with useless idiots!

[b_as_a_criminal]

[NOT IMPRESSED with your footykick.]

Nnnno, I think you're just beyond help.