♥ codename: 006; OTHER, PLEASE SEE OOC NOTES

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[ Good morning, Demeleier! When you wake up and go around the village for a moment, it's not hard to spot.. new additions to the village everywhere. And with new additions, I mean the fact that there are papers with the same text spread all throughout the village. Why yes, someone here can be digilent, just for the wrong reasons. If you bother to

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[ His letter is written in a neat script, but there are many points where his quill hesitates before moving on to the next word. This is probably something he should have drafted out and then written up, concisely, but he's taken just a bit off guard by being on the list in the first place. (Strikeouts are just thoughts, and not actually on the paper! He isn't THAT bad.)

Is this the fault of that doppleganger? ]

To whom it may not concern,

I demand to know what evidence you have to support your claims. Is there something I am missing?

--Gilbert GP Guilford

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dear mister guilford!

i'm sorry, but as a true love doctor i have to keep the finer nuances behind the list a secret. i can assure you though i got all of this straight off the network out of first hand observations!

lots of love,

the love doctor

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The reason behind my inquiry is more serious than the motives you purport in your flyer. I am interested in specific incidents, as I believe your information might be from a compromised source.

I must know what you have seen.

--Guilford

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dear mister guilford,

i'm really sorry, but i seriously can't do that! this would make me the worst love doctor who ever existed, and i definitely don't want to be that. i suggest checking back on older posts, hm?

the love doctor, with love!!

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[ Ah. This might explain why that Jr. boy was acting so strange. Of course, he can find no record of that post on his own device. ]

If you are referring to the incident where "I" was practicing archery with Miss Viola, I must inform you that I was not present in Demeleier during that time.

You have been misled.

--Guilford

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dear mister guilford,

what do you mean 'misled'? who would dare mislead the goddess of love, and for what reasons? i need more details about this case!!!

eagerly anticipating a reply,

the love doctor

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The man you, and others, perceived to be me was some manner of illusion. A farce. Any other interactions with "me" over that three-month span were with that doppelganger. Thus, any observations based on its actions would be poor indicators of my true relationship with Miss Viola or anyone else.

I was even told this copy neglected Watch duties often, which I would never think of short of dire circumstances.

As for their motives, it is difficult to say. The prevailing theory is yet another game played by the fae. The unfortunate side effect is that it corrupted your attempt at gathering pointless data about the residents.

--Guilford

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dear mister guilford,

as the love doctor i apologize for this horrible but unfortunate mistake which totally wasn't my fault in this case. i will be sure to correct it in any future editions!! i'll be sure to have a good word with these fae and their habit of trying to screw up my love-love lists!!

the love doctor ♥

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[ --well, that was easy, if she is being honest. Best to wish her well in her endeavors, as frivolous as they seemed. There were many children in this place, and they will act as they will.

Plus? It gave him something to think about. ]

Your cooperation is appreciated. Be mindful of the thoroughness of your research for next time.

--Guilford