♥ codename: 006; OTHER, PLEASE SEE OOC NOTES
[ Good morning, Demeleier! When you wake up and go around the village for a moment, it's not hard to spot.. new additions to the village everywhere. And with new additions, I mean the fact that there are papers with the same text spread all throughout the village. Why yes, someone here can be digilent, just for the wrong reasons. If you bother to
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that's none of your business. keep your nose out of it.
p.s.
who the hell is battler??
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as the goddess of love and beauty it falls fully into my terrain! think of me as the little cupid of demeleier, overseeing all relationships and making sure they're not doomed to fail! i'm doing this for the good of society!!!
p.s. he's the guy with the sort of weird red hair.. he's pretty cute though, if you ask me, hehehe
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if you are cupid and I see you pointing any arrows at me, I'm arresting you. consider that your first warning. [oh god, Adachi has always wanted to say something badass like that...]
I'm perfectly capable of handling my own relationships!! [With the help of TVs.]
p.s. wait...that kid!? he's like ten-years-old!
p.s.s. uh, while you're here...I need some...advice.
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now that idea is just silly. you can't just simply arrest cupid or the goddess of love, that's not how it works! you'll end up being alone forever!! and of course you don't want that to happen, right?
p.s. no, i'm fairly sure he's older than that.. doesn't he have a little sister or whatever??
p.s.s. ohohoho, do you need a little help from the goddess of love? lay it down on me!!
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oh yeah? wanna test that theory? I got a pair of cuffs with your name on them!
p.s. sister?? ...I don't think we're talking about the same person... so battler isn't the annoying brat who hangs out with that psychopath troll?
p.s.s. I just need...anonymous help, that's all! okay, hypothetically speaking, there is this woman my friend...has a...connection to. not like, a romantic connection -- well okay I guess my friend wouldn't mind that but um. she might have...made a deal with my friend...that if he did something for her, she'd do something for him...but my friend, you see, he keeps disappearing from uh, their...home. because they live in an apartment...together...um, anyway. so now she seems to have forgotten about him...even though they live together...okay maybe they aren't roommates, forget that part.
what should he do!???
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wow, there's something called abusal of power!! and you're doing it right there, mister!! i've dealt with police officers before who were much more gallant!
p.s. wait, what psychopath troll? i mean, i know there are a few trolls here and i know some of them personally, but i haven't met any psychopath ones yet.. i hope...
p.s.s. don't worry, i live to help people out with this sort of stuff! okay, first of all, the best approach is always the most active one!! if you just sit back and don't do anything, nothing will ever come to you! if your friend and this woman live together in.. some sort of way.. then he could still contact her, right? girls like guys who take the initiative! just tell your friend he needs to man up and go talk to her first!
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hey! I can be gallant anytime I want! naked babies in diapers shooting arrows at innocent bystanders doesn't call for a gallant response!
p.s. you must not know this one then. this one has issues. if I was being honest I would admit that I'm a little afraid of him.
p.s.s. um, okay more context is necessary maybe...this woman is uh, not liked by many people because she takes...people...and sells them. to another country. like human trafficking! my friend can't get in touch with her, because she's got bodyguards to keep away...cops. basically, it's hard for him to take the initiative...
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hey, the image of cupid being a naked baby is a very stereotypical and old fashioned view!! as the goddess of love i feel severely insulted by this notion!!!!
p.s. ... wait, are you talking about karkat.. because there's seriously no way anyone could be scared of him. he's just a huge tsundere, i can see right through that guy!
p.s.s. hmmm, that's a rather difficult situation your friend has found himself in! and he might have a slightly odd taste in women, but that aside.. maybe he should try to do something to get her attention rather than actually trying to contact her directly?
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as a member of an older generation, I am deeply shocked and horrified by your lack of sensitivity!!
p.s. ...tsundere. I don't even know if I can handle that much ridiculousness.
p.s.s. huh...that...might work? but it might stir up some trouble...hm.
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you should get with the times, you know!! cupid is much more than just a naked baby, it's a whole new concept!!!!!! (all those exclamation marks are just to show how important that statement is.)
p.s. ... you know what tsundere means, right?
p.s.s. for love you need to do anything possible, no matter whether it stirs up trouble or anything!! you shouldn't let your friend stop just because of the possibility of some trouble!
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I guess...the whole naked baby thing always made me uncomfortable anyway.
p.s. ...maybe we should just clarify it, so we're on the same page.
p.s.s. well, I don't think it has anything to do with love, but...I will let him know, thanks...
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exactly!! see, you can be a reasonable guy and agree with me. i like you!
p.s. a tsundere is someone who's very hostile to the person they like just because they like him! but after a while you unlock their heart and they turn into a goey mess of sweetness!!!
p.s.s. no problem, please keep relying on the love doctor for all your future love woes! ♥
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