♥ codename: 001; audio
No way.. No way, no way, no way, no way!
[ Why yes, demeleier, there's a girl's voice blasting over the communicator. What is volume control. ]
You're kidding, right?! I defeated him, so why-- Don't tell me you're pulling one of those ridiculous video game mechanics where you think you've defeated the final boss but then another person pops up that you haven't even seen before in the game and they're just like, 'ahaha, you never guessed it, but he was only my pawn! I am the true final boss!' and then you have to do the battle all over again! [ She takes a deep breath after that run-on sentence rambling. ]
That's not how things work in real life, okay? This is just called cheating! I understand there was no way you could just face me head on without being defeated, so this is your cowardly strategy, right? Don't worry, I won't judge you for that last thing! I know it's hard to not immediately surrender to such a beautiful and strong girl, but you could at least do things fairly!
Trying to trick innocent girls into thinking they've defeated the 'final boss' just to do this to them, there's no way I will stand for such a thing! The beautiful sailor suited soldier of love and justice, Sailor Venus! Codename: Sailor V! In the name of all girls who were heartbroken to find out they had to defeat yet another unexpected final boss in videogames, I will punish you!
[ There's a long silence after all of that nonsense. Enough to make one wonder if the feed isn't over already, but then she speaks up with a bit softer (actually on a more normal volume) voice. ]
... You know, it's at least proper courtesy to come out after I did the whole speech thing.
[ Why yes, demeleier, there's a girl's voice blasting over the communicator. What is volume control. ]
You're kidding, right?! I defeated him, so why-- Don't tell me you're pulling one of those ridiculous video game mechanics where you think you've defeated the final boss but then another person pops up that you haven't even seen before in the game and they're just like, 'ahaha, you never guessed it, but he was only my pawn! I am the true final boss!' and then you have to do the battle all over again! [ She takes a deep breath after that run-on sentence rambling. ]
That's not how things work in real life, okay? This is just called cheating! I understand there was no way you could just face me head on without being defeated, so this is your cowardly strategy, right? Don't worry, I won't judge you for that last thing! I know it's hard to not immediately surrender to such a beautiful and strong girl, but you could at least do things fairly!
Trying to trick innocent girls into thinking they've defeated the 'final boss' just to do this to them, there's no way I will stand for such a thing! The beautiful sailor suited soldier of love and justice, Sailor Venus! Codename: Sailor V! In the name of all girls who were heartbroken to find out they had to defeat yet another unexpected final boss in videogames, I will punish you!
[ There's a long silence after all of that nonsense. Enough to make one wonder if the feed isn't over already, but then she speaks up with a bit softer (actually on a more normal volume) voice. ]
... You know, it's at least proper courtesy to come out after I did the whole speech thing.