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[relinquite_spes]

Oh my god, Richard from school called me and he said that Shiela totally cheated on Edmund! That's so crazy because they were so totally in love before holidays. Richard is Sheila and Edmund's best friend so I told him to cheer up because it might not be THAT bad because E&E had a bad time but they're really okay now

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[empress_tasha]

Shiela is quite clearly a dirty ho, and there should of course be a public stoning. Or maybe just getting stoned would solve everyone's problems.

Of course, I would never advocate recreational drug use. /disclaimer.

Our relationship is the best, my love. We don't need institutions to keep us together. I love you, and I want you with me always. You should show me the wedding photos tonight! You looked so beautiful, as you always do.

Better than blue balls, my darling.

[relinquite_spes]

Clearly!

Certainly not!

You looked beautiful to! I will show you them! And we can drink sodas!

E#1 said Peter Kemp had those once.

[father_peter]

I did not!!

[relinquite_spes]

I'm just the messanger, don't get your balls in a bunch!

[father_peter]

I'll work on that.

[empress_tasha]

In my experience, they almost invariably come in a bunch.

Right. Bad phrasing. Digging up now.

[elizabeth_long]

Hah! Oh. Oh dear.

You weren't meant to tell anyone that!

[father_peter]

You mean YOU weren't meant to tell anyone that?!

I thought that's what you meant!

[elizabeth_long]

Oh poo, you have a wife now.

[father_peter]

And yet I am still grumbling in your general direction!

[relinquite_spes]

Sorry Mum!

[empress_tasha]

E#1 has always been known for her frank and honest appraisals.

And thank you for the compliment, darling. You make me feel beautiful.

[father_peter]

Dishonest! You mean DIShonest!

But you are beautiful.

[empress_tasha]

That's all very well for you to say, but I certainly wouldn't make such scurrilous statements about my girlfriend's mum. Thank you for agreeing with Hope though, you lovely man.