Title: Awkward Teddy Bear Love
Theme: Number 21 - Toy
Pairing: Seungri/Taeyang
Summary: Seungri finds a new love. Taeyang, obviously, is not happy.
Genre: Fluff
Rating: PG-13
Author Note: Originally, this was a generator-inspired story, but then it fits into one of the themes, so I thought, why not? Big Bang Challenge Fic (8/10)!! I haven't posted 7/10 yet!! Read and comment please :D!! And yes, I’m aware that the Panda dolls are cliché now DX. This story was slammed out after I was sleep deprived. Let the incoherency begin!
“Hyung,” sang Seungri. He flitted over to wear Youngbae was standing…and holding a giant wrapped package. “Is that for me, hyung?”
“No.”
“Are you sure?” Seungri prompted. It was his birthday. And any large unexplained, and unclaimed package, was automatically claimed by the maknae.
“You can’t see it,” Youngbae said, trying to move around the insistent maknae.
“Please, hyung,” Seungri begged. He pouted. That usually got everyone to do what he wanted. “Just a peek?”
Youngbae took a step backwards…and then kissed Seungri. That always shut him up. He backed away and looked into Seungri’s eyes. “No.”
And with that, he moved around the stunned maknae, who had not been expecting a kiss right then and stuffed the present into his closet.
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“Happy birthday, Lee Seunghyun!”
Seungri sat at the table, birthday hat tightly secured on his head, with the goofiest smile in the room. He held his presents in his hand: a new shirt that he’d probably never wear from Jiyong-hyung, a cookbook from Seunghyun-hyung (he was sick of eggs), a Doraemon plushie from Daesung-hyung…and nothing from Youngbae-hyung yet. Seungri turned his eager eyes towards Youngbae’s direction, ignoring his boyfriend, and staring straight at the giant package he had been denied earlier that day.
“Is that mine?”
“Now it is.” He held out his arms for a hug…which was pushed aside as Seungri tackled the giant package, tearing savagely at the wrapper.
“A giant panda bear!” Seungri cheered. He hugged the panda bear, leaving all the other presents and a bunch of unhappy hyungs behind, and marched straight into his and Youngbae’s room.
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It’s been a week since Seungri has had Mr. Panda. Youngbae was now sick of the toy and regretting having gotten it for Seungri. The bear wouldn’t have been a problem, but every time the nuisance went near the floor, Seungri would freak out.
“Mr. Panda doesn’t want to be on the floor! Either he stays, or we don’t do anything!”
And with that, sex was always ruined.
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Another week passed by slowly, but Youngbae’s frustration had ended. Mr. Panda had suddenly disappeared. At first, Seungri had questioned its whereabouts, but no one could answer him, nor did anyone want to answer him (the bear annoyed everyone, as it was everywhere they went.) That night, Youngbae attacked Seungri in bed…and it went without saying that Seungri found his new toy. Sex was back.
In a city an hour away…
“Mommy, why’s there a beat up panda in that trash can?”