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[relativity]

I should be doing twenty other things right now. Instead, I'm posting this. And then, I'm going to go do the things on my To-Do List before I let myself come back and answer.

Swiped from everyone, ever, on my flist. Give me a name of a character I've played, past or present, and I will tell yooooooou ...

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[relativity]

1) Samuel. Further than that is unknown.

2) His hetero lifemate, Max. The one creature in the world who understands him.

3) Straight. And somewhat shy.

4) A nice, strong, official-looking blue.

5) Single, with a hetero lifemate, Max. Who needs more than that?

6) ... no, seriously, Max is all he needs.

7) The law, answering the phone, firing randomly into crowds.

8) So so so so not going there. But it rates a mention that he had to keep himself forcibly from leg-humping Angua at CopCon.

(A HOT GIRL WHO SMELLS LIKE WOLF. AROOOOOOO.)

9) He has a serious sweet tooth. Candy, nomnomnom.

10) None, other than the aforementioned Angua.

11) I think for some reason he'd be all about the classic rock.

12) Losing Max. In canon, at one point, he gets sent to Hell. And his hell is his life with an obnoxious, annoying sidekick in place of Max.

13) Infinitely-spawning enemies and unlimited ammo.

14) Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, my brain.

15) Firing into crowds. Arresting people. Impersonating a cop. Enabling Max.

16) Having to leave the DeSoto behind when they came to Fandom. They haven't been highway surfing in months.

17) I don't think "they're not real cops" is all that much of a secret.

18) "Can't think of a reason not to, little buddy!"

19) Sam has always been a complete failure with the fairer sex. And Max has no real interest in girls, because it takes time/attention away from violence. This is why they will always be hetero lifemates.

20) Not being good enough to be a real cop.