RP Meme!
I should be doing twenty other things right now. Instead, I'm posting this. And then, I'm going to go do the things on my To-Do List before I let myself come back and answer.
Swiped from everyone, ever, on my flist. Give me a name of a character I've played, past or present, and I will tell yooooooou ...
( Meme me )
Swiped from everyone, ever, on my flist. Give me a name of a character I've played, past or present, and I will tell yooooooou ...
( Meme me )
I actually went "Um, wow, how am I supposed to answer that seriously?" for a few seconds until I realized, "Why the fuck would I do something like that?!"
1) JERRY SIZZLER! AND THIS IS MY SISTER ... JERRY SIZZLER.
2) WE ARE ESPECIALLY FOND OF THE DONKEYS, JERRY. THEY ARE SPONSORING US IN AA. AND AAA.
WE NEED NO SPONSOR IN A, HOWEVER.
WE AREN'T GOING TO A! THEY CAN'T JUDGE US!
3) WE ARE QUITE STRAIGHT, JERRY! WE ARE SEEKING A MAN WHO UNDERSTANDS US AND GROWS HIS OWN RADISHES.
IF HE GROWS HIS NEIGHBOR'S RADISHES, WE ARE NOT INTERESTED!
BUT GIVE US HIS NUMBER ANYWAY, THAT WE MAY FEED IT TO THE HOUNDS.
4) PURPLE!
NO, JERRY! WE LOATHE PURPLE!
PURPLE HAS TURNED AGAINST US!
WE ARE AT WAR WITH PURPLE!
NEVER SPEAK TO US OF PURPLE AGAIN!
5) JERRY IS ENGAGED TO THAT FISH! THE SINGING ONE THAT IS ON THE WALL OF OUR STORE!
THE DONKEYS ARE JEALOUS, JERRY!
THE DONKEYS DROWNED.
6) WE CANNOT ANSWER THIS QUESTION, JERRY. DOING SO WOULD OFFEND THE SINGING FISH AND HE MIGHT CALL OFF THE WEDDING.
LET HIM! LET HIM CALL OFF THE WEDDING! HE IS CHEATING ON US WITH THE PIGEONS! THE ONES SENT BY THE MAFIA!
JERRY! THE FISH MUST DIE!
7) WE LIKE CAPRICORNS, SUNNY DAYS, AND LONG WALKS PAST ROTTING CORPSES! WE ALSO LIKE FLOWERS, BUT ONLY AS A CONDIMENT.
8) WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX, JERRY. THAT INDIVIDUAL WHO CALLS HERSELF "RELLY" WOULD KILL US! WITH HER MIND.
UNLESS WE ARE ON OUR MEDS AGAIN, JERRY.
JERRY! I'M NOT GOING BACK THERE, JERRY!
THE MEDS ARE POISONING US!
9) THE DUMPSTER HAS SUCH LOVELY FOOD IN IT! WHEN IT DOES NOT, WE EAT LIPSTICK, CHEWING-GUM WRAPPERS, AND STICKS OF DEODORANT.
10) THERE ARE WEIGHTS HANGING FROM THE CEILING, JERRY! BE CAREFUL! THEY CRUSHED A MAFIA-SPY PIGEON LAST WEEK!
JERRY! THAT SPY WAS A DOUBLE AGENT!
11) WE ARE LOUNGE SINGERS, JERRY! PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO HEAR SOME OF OUR VOCAL STYLINGS?
WE ARE AN A CAPPELLA ACT!
WE KILLED OUR PIANIST!
HE DROWNED! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!
12) THE BOLIVIAN ROBOT-DOGS ARE AFTER US, JERRY. IT IS DANGEROUS TO SAY MORE!
WE SHALL NEVER SAY "MORE" AGAIN!
JERRY! YOU SAID IT, JERRY!
JERRY!
13) SOMETIMES, WE HAVE THIS DREAM! WHERE WE ARE ON A SPACESHIP WITH NEIL DIAMOND AND HE KILLS ALL OF THE MAFIA-PIGEONS WITH HIS LASER EYES! THEN HE EXPLODES INTO A THOUSAND PIECES OF COTTON-CANDY FLAVORED CONFETTI! WE TRIED TO EAT ALL OF IT, BUT WE GOT SICK, JERRY!
14) JERRY HOGS THE COVERS!
I DO NOT, JERRY!
JERRY! YOU LYING WHORE!
YOU HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY FISH, JERRY!
YOU DO NOT LOVE HIM THE WAY I DO!
(Please hold while the Jerries strangle one another.)
15) I'll field this one, while the Jerries are otherwise occupied strangling one another: not taking the meds.
16) They're still strangling each other? I'm gonna have to go with not taking the fucking meds again.
17) WE HAVE BEATEN THAT RELLY PERSON, JERRY!
WE HIT HER WITH OUR PURSE!
IT IS OUR TURN TO ANSWER QUESTIONS!
VERY WELL! HERE IS OUR SECRET: WE ARE THE PRINCESS OF NORWAY!
JERRY! YOU CANNOT BE THE PRINCESS OF NORWAY!
THAT IS WHY FATHER ALWAYS LOVED YOU BEST!
YOU FILTHY, LYING SLUT!
18) THIS BUTTER HAS BEEN POISONED, JERRY! THE GOVERNMENT IS TRACKING US WITH POISONED BUTTER! THEY KNOW OUR EVERY THOUGHT! EVEN THOSE ONES ABOUT OLIVIA DE HAVILLAND! AND OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN!
19) THE ENGAGEMENT TO THE SINGING BASS IS OFF. WE CANNOT MARRY SOMEONE WHO SELLS US OUT TO THE ANTARTIC MAFIA.
20) THAT THE BASS WAS ONLY USING US FOR SEX, JERRY!
JERRY! YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DISCUSS OUR SEX LIVES!
RUN! RUN BEFORE SHE FINDS US!
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