RP Meme!

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I should be doing twenty other things right now. Instead, I'm posting this. And then, I'm going to go do the things on my To-Do List before I let myself come back and answer.

Swiped from everyone, ever, on my flist. Give me a name of a character I've played, past or present, and I will tell yooooooou ...

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1) Elizabeth Bennet.

I want to give her a middle name, but I can't decide between Jane and Catherine.

(Also, it feels somehow blasphemous to CHOOSE a middle name for LIZZY EFFING BENNET.)

... Effing: not her middle name.

2) Ever? Her sister, Jane Bennet. Closest confidante on-island would be either Lindsay Boxer or Mina Harker.

3) Very, very straight.

4) Green.

5) Very, very single, and happy to be so. Expects to be a spinster, and finds that preferable to being unhappily married.

6) Fitzwilliam Darcy, although she doesn't know that yet.

7) Intelligence. Pragmatism. Courteous manners. Tall, dark-haired gentlemen who wear suits well.

8) AU weekend, a vampire drained all of her blood. As that involved a mouth on her neck, that is the closest she has gotten to having a sexual experience.

9) She has a fondness for mutton.

10) She's still swooning over George Wickham, natch. On-island, I must humbly confess that she has particularly warm feelings towards Tyler Durden, Ronon Dex, and Biff.

11) Classical, of the light and playful variety.

12) That she will be forced to marry someone that she does not care for, and live the rest of her days as his unhappy wife.

13) George Wickham coming into a large sum of money and being able to marry as he chose, which would of course mean choosing her. Later in canon, the same could be said for Colonel Fitzwilliam.

14) None yet. I think it will surprise her that sex is an enjoyable thing, and not simply staring at the ceiling and waiting for him to finish.

15) She considers it a bad habit that she is fond of so many modern conveniences.

16) She's too early in her canon to have a few of her major, big ones. But not nudging Jane to let Bingley know how she feels, which is going to result in Bingley leaving -- that's gonna eat at her.

17) How very dearly she misses Jane. How tired she is of propriety, at times, and how unfair she finds it that she cannot live and work and support herself, but must find a husband.

18) That it's always adorable when Minsc holds onto tea cups and tries his hardest not to break them.

19) It's not exactly sexual or romantic, but I'm counting Mr. Collins's proposal here anyway.

20) That she is plain, that she is dull, that she will be miserable and lonely all of her life.