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Two words, boys and girls:
DONKEY BASKETBALL
This is not some weird variant game like Horse that you haven't heard of.
This is shmos, on donkeys, playing basketball.
Or more precisely, entirely failing to.
They do this now and again in hicktown where I grew up as a fundraiser, because they charge admission at the door, because seriously, donkeys. Basketball. Comedy fucking gold, people.
I was chatting with Mom on Monday and found out that they're doing a game tomorrow night. At the school Dad teaches at.
And he's going to be one of the people playing.
Mom said: we will take a lot of pictures.
I said: FUCK THAT. DAD. DONKEY. BASKETBALL. PUBLIC HUMILIATION. FUCK THAT.
Mom said: we will have camcorders.
I said: I WILL TOO. I AM NOT MISSING THIS. ARE YOU SHITTING ME? DONKEYS? BASKETBALL? DAD?
Mom said: that'll be nice! Your sister is coming home too.
I said: ...............
I said: ........ NIECELINGS AND DAD ON A DONKEY IN PUBLIC!???!? I AM COMING IF I HAVE TO WALK.
So I'm going to be AWOL for a few days, because I'm going to crash at my parents' house, so I can watch my dad get thrown off a donkey and try not to swear at it in front of his grandbabies.
If this is what I get for doing a love meme, then karma is fucking awesome.
DONKEY BASKETBALL
This is not some weird variant game like Horse that you haven't heard of.
This is shmos, on donkeys, playing basketball.
Or more precisely, entirely failing to.
They do this now and again in hicktown where I grew up as a fundraiser, because they charge admission at the door, because seriously, donkeys. Basketball. Comedy fucking gold, people.
I was chatting with Mom on Monday and found out that they're doing a game tomorrow night. At the school Dad teaches at.
And he's going to be one of the people playing.
Mom said: we will take a lot of pictures.
I said: FUCK THAT. DAD. DONKEY. BASKETBALL. PUBLIC HUMILIATION. FUCK THAT.
Mom said: we will have camcorders.
I said: I WILL TOO. I AM NOT MISSING THIS. ARE YOU SHITTING ME? DONKEYS? BASKETBALL? DAD?
Mom said: that'll be nice! Your sister is coming home too.
I said: ...............
I said: ........ NIECELINGS AND DAD ON A DONKEY IN PUBLIC!???!? I AM COMING IF I HAVE TO WALK.
So I'm going to be AWOL for a few days, because I'm going to crash at my parents' house, so I can watch my dad get thrown off a donkey and try not to swear at it in front of his grandbabies.
If this is what I get for doing a love meme, then karma is fucking awesome.