Will not discuss election. Cannot discuss election. It burrrrrrns us, preeeeeeeecious.
*sobs copiously*
pary_scorn sent me this link: Someone has officially declared it
Porn Makes Everything Better Day.
Fuck the election. Fuck everything. In fact, everybody should fuck everything and everyone else.
Hot, nasty, wet. Smut it up.
... That, I can do.
So: if gratuitous porny drabbles with no redeeming literary merit or plot whatsoever on your flist are going to bug you - yeah. Now's a good time to defriend me.