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Re: Employing me at your earliest convenience.
To whom it may Concern,
I hear by nominate myself for a role with your fine company. As I am generally fantastic in every faculty, I will assume your immediate and lucrative acceptance of my services in exchange for the ability to do as I see fit in the rebuilding of your IT empire after my own vision and desires.
I will accept any payment period up to and including monthly payments, however my only requirement is that I be paid only in gold bullion, to my private vault in a yet undisclosed location. You will be furnished with the delivery details in due course.
I will also require the use of your satellite communication equipment, for business negotiations with the various heads of states that the company will now be dealing with.
I recommend employing staff exclusively from Henchmen Inc. and would expect the company to triple in size with the staff required for our initial endeavors in Africa, along with a new Company headquarters in the region, also at a yet undisclosed location.
I look forward to our meeting in person, where I will be delivering the initial directives and blue prints. I will require landing space at our meeting place as well as storage for a few hundred cubic meters of equipment that must be clear of Electromagnetic radiation and kept at a steady 25 degrees Celsius.
Regards,
Jeffrey Papworth-Smith.
PS. Please bring adequate seating for my manservant ‘Mr. Briar’ and biscuits for my cat.
To whom it may Concern,
I hear by nominate myself for a role with your fine company. As I am generally fantastic in every faculty, I will assume your immediate and lucrative acceptance of my services in exchange for the ability to do as I see fit in the rebuilding of your IT empire after my own vision and desires.
I will accept any payment period up to and including monthly payments, however my only requirement is that I be paid only in gold bullion, to my private vault in a yet undisclosed location. You will be furnished with the delivery details in due course.
I will also require the use of your satellite communication equipment, for business negotiations with the various heads of states that the company will now be dealing with.
I recommend employing staff exclusively from Henchmen Inc. and would expect the company to triple in size with the staff required for our initial endeavors in Africa, along with a new Company headquarters in the region, also at a yet undisclosed location.
I look forward to our meeting in person, where I will be delivering the initial directives and blue prints. I will require landing space at our meeting place as well as storage for a few hundred cubic meters of equipment that must be clear of Electromagnetic radiation and kept at a steady 25 degrees Celsius.
Regards,
Jeffrey Papworth-Smith.
PS. Please bring adequate seating for my manservant ‘Mr. Briar’ and biscuits for my cat.