The Baroness’ Birthday
Title: The Baroness’ Birthday
Summary: Jack wants something that is risky to get
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: All Disney’s. I’m just abusing them.
Chapter 1: Stranger Of The Night
The noises were daefening. She tried to avoid them by pressing a pillow against her ears but it was useless.
It was just too loud. And her being all alone didn’t help much either.
‘If only Jack was here...’ that was all she could think of.
Tortuga was just no fun without him and sleeping was a nigh impossible task.
They had gotten to the island this morning and he insisted that there was something he had to take care of this afternoon and didn’t know how long it would take.
“Stupid Jack! If he’d only let me acompany him, I wouldn’t be here in this room enduring this awfull noise! Don’t these pirates know how to keep it down?!”
I just want to sleep for a while... Tortuga is no fun without Jack...
She didn’t remember when it happened but suddenly she was sleeping soundly and the had faded.
She wanted this night to be over soon. The longer she slept, the sooner the nex morning would come.
But something didn’t want to play along.
There it was. A sound that told her senses to wake up. You could hardly hear it but an inner voice told her something was wrong.
Her eyes flew open but her body didn’t move. She wanted to identify first where the sound came from.
‘There are still some voices downstairs and I locked the door. There should be no danger coming from there...’
*Tap!* There it was again!
‘The balcony!’ She got up quickly reaching for her dagger and hid behid one of the curtains of the big window.
‘It’s too dark! I can’t see anything.’
*Tap!* ‘There must be someone outside...’
She tightened her grip on the dagger, ready to defend herself from whatever was out there. Then she saw a human figure.
‘Breaking into a place full of drunken pirates must be very easy for a thief... But this one is going to be sorry soon enough! Just wait until you open the balcony door!’
The figure knew it’s job pretty well, the door was forced open in a snap and almost without any sound.
As soon as the figure stepped in, she aimed at it with all her strenght! But as if it was expecting that move, it grabbed her wrist and both started to struggle in a fight that could end deadly for the loser.
The figure was not much taller than her but still stronger.
‘It must be a man.’ she thought and quickly kicked him in his private parts causing him to duck in pain.
She used her opportunity and jumped on the man’s back to throw them both on the ground so she could keep him down but it was useless.
He knew what she was going to do and turned around quickly to grab both her wrists now and rolled on top of her, her back against the floor.
She was scared. She knew exactly what would happen if she didn’t get out of this one soon.
Finding no other way she decided to scream for Will who was sleeping in the room next door.
But before she could even open her mouth, his lips were already crashing down on hers.
It was a fierce and bruising kiss but she couldn’t bring herself to fight it and even parted her lips to allow the man access to her tongue. There Kiss was too familiar to reject.
“You wretch!” That was all she could say as they parted both breathless.
“I love woman who have guts!” the husky voice panted.
“Don’t you know how to use the door?”
“What fun would that be? Besides, I knew it would be closed...”
“Fun?! You scared the hell out of me!”
“Come on, Liz! Don’t tell me you didn’t like the rush you felt as a stranger was pinning you down.”
“You stupid basterd! I could have killed you!”
“But you didn’t. Captain Jack Sparrow is too smart to get killed.”
“You rather mean too lucky!”
“Whatever. Case is I wanted a bit of fun and I also got to practice.”
“Practice what? Suicide?”
“No... Look what I went for.”
He handed her a brown envelope with a letter that read:
“’Baroness Lucile’s Birthday Party: Costume Ball. Invitation for two.’ Where did you get this?”
“Even if you find it hard to belive, I have some friends around here. One of said friends told me about this party and since I admire the poor widow Lucile’s jewellery I thought we could go to the ball and persuade the baroness to give us some of those pretty jewells. She hardly needs all of them, besides, she could buy more any time! She has enough money! Maybe we could persuade her to give us some of that too...”
“You mean you want us to go to her BIRTHDAY party and take everything we can and ruin such a special day for her?”
“No. Only the jewells. And anything that catches my eye...”
“...” she frowned at him.
“Alright! Everything! What’s the problem?”
“Would you like to be robbed on your birthday? Besides we never really broke into someones house just to get jewells...”
“Well, these aren’t any kind of jewells. They are of the most expensive ones and there is one very special amongst them that I wish to posses.”
“And what would that be?”
“Not telling you.”
“Why not?”
“It’s a surprise!”
She pouted at him trying to make him talk.
“I already told you. It’s a surprise.”
She changed her tactic and tried seducing him.
“And I can’t possibly persuade you to tell me?”
“...no. Don’t look at me like that... I’m not telling you...”
“Are you sure?” And she kissed him passionately, her hand wandering to loosen his breeches.
He smirked as he felt her fingers stroke his manhood.
“Ah... Lizzie...”
He plunged his tongue into her mouth to taste hers. She rewarded his attention by stroking harder.
“Aah... Liz...”
He brought her closer to him so he could see her eyes filled with desire. He loved to see how she enjoyed this even though she wasn’t the one who was pleasured.
“Arghh!” he made an almost animalistic sound as she scratched his chest and started to rock his hips against her hand.
He needed her desperatly now and she knew.
She brought her forehead to his to feel his hot breath against her lips as he started to gasp for air.
His eyes were closed and his face was squirming in pleasure.
“...Jack...” she licked her dry lips admiring the effect her hand had on him. He was so close...
“Ah...! Faster...” he urged her and grabed her hand to make sure she would do what he asked her for.
She sped up and listened to Jack’s loud groans as he started trembling.
Only a few strokes were enough to send him off and he finished hissing out her name.
She smiled at him while he fought to catch his breath again.
“Hah... hah... hah... I’m still not telling you...”
“Pity... Then you must find another way to pay me back the favour.”
“I’m sure we’ll find one...” he grinned “Lay on your back...”
- - - - - - - - - -
“So you need me to disguise myself so we can go as a couple to the Baroness’ Birthday.”
“Exactly! But it would be better if one of the men came with us to distract the Baroness but he needs to be educated.” She opened her mouth to say something but he continued “No! It can not be Will!”
“Why not? You know that since the incident in Isla Azul he’s been trying to be a true pirate.”
“There! You said it! He tried but didn’t achieve it!”
“That’s because you didn’t give him a chance!”
“He always messes up!”
“You just have to have a little faith in him. He could be usefull in this one.”
“Hm?”
“Maybe our poor lonely widow needs a bit of companion.”
“You want the whelp to seduce the old lady?”
“Shh! I don’t want him to hear... We’ll just forget the detail of her age.”
“Liz, she’s turning 67!”
“And? What’s the problem? You aren’t the youngest either.”
“Take that back! I’m not even near that age!”
“Alright. So... will you let him do it?”
He thought for a moment and came to the conclusion that maybe he could actually be usefull.
“...... Alright! But if he messes this up, I’m gonna throw him overboard!”
“Thank you Jack!”
“Yeah, yeah... now lets get to sleep.”
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A/N: So here is the first chapter. I know it might be a bit crappy (Jack didn't want to play along this time) but it will get better I promise!
Summary: Jack wants something that is risky to get
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: All Disney’s. I’m just abusing them.
Chapter 1: Stranger Of The Night
The noises were daefening. She tried to avoid them by pressing a pillow against her ears but it was useless.
It was just too loud. And her being all alone didn’t help much either.
‘If only Jack was here...’ that was all she could think of.
Tortuga was just no fun without him and sleeping was a nigh impossible task.
They had gotten to the island this morning and he insisted that there was something he had to take care of this afternoon and didn’t know how long it would take.
“Stupid Jack! If he’d only let me acompany him, I wouldn’t be here in this room enduring this awfull noise! Don’t these pirates know how to keep it down?!”
I just want to sleep for a while... Tortuga is no fun without Jack...
She didn’t remember when it happened but suddenly she was sleeping soundly and the had faded.
She wanted this night to be over soon. The longer she slept, the sooner the nex morning would come.
But something didn’t want to play along.
There it was. A sound that told her senses to wake up. You could hardly hear it but an inner voice told her something was wrong.
Her eyes flew open but her body didn’t move. She wanted to identify first where the sound came from.
‘There are still some voices downstairs and I locked the door. There should be no danger coming from there...’
*Tap!* There it was again!
‘The balcony!’ She got up quickly reaching for her dagger and hid behid one of the curtains of the big window.
‘It’s too dark! I can’t see anything.’
*Tap!* ‘There must be someone outside...’
She tightened her grip on the dagger, ready to defend herself from whatever was out there. Then she saw a human figure.
‘Breaking into a place full of drunken pirates must be very easy for a thief... But this one is going to be sorry soon enough! Just wait until you open the balcony door!’
The figure knew it’s job pretty well, the door was forced open in a snap and almost without any sound.
As soon as the figure stepped in, she aimed at it with all her strenght! But as if it was expecting that move, it grabbed her wrist and both started to struggle in a fight that could end deadly for the loser.
The figure was not much taller than her but still stronger.
‘It must be a man.’ she thought and quickly kicked him in his private parts causing him to duck in pain.
She used her opportunity and jumped on the man’s back to throw them both on the ground so she could keep him down but it was useless.
He knew what she was going to do and turned around quickly to grab both her wrists now and rolled on top of her, her back against the floor.
She was scared. She knew exactly what would happen if she didn’t get out of this one soon.
Finding no other way she decided to scream for Will who was sleeping in the room next door.
But before she could even open her mouth, his lips were already crashing down on hers.
It was a fierce and bruising kiss but she couldn’t bring herself to fight it and even parted her lips to allow the man access to her tongue. There Kiss was too familiar to reject.
“You wretch!” That was all she could say as they parted both breathless.
“I love woman who have guts!” the husky voice panted.
“Don’t you know how to use the door?”
“What fun would that be? Besides, I knew it would be closed...”
“Fun?! You scared the hell out of me!”
“Come on, Liz! Don’t tell me you didn’t like the rush you felt as a stranger was pinning you down.”
“You stupid basterd! I could have killed you!”
“But you didn’t. Captain Jack Sparrow is too smart to get killed.”
“You rather mean too lucky!”
“Whatever. Case is I wanted a bit of fun and I also got to practice.”
“Practice what? Suicide?”
“No... Look what I went for.”
He handed her a brown envelope with a letter that read:
“’Baroness Lucile’s Birthday Party: Costume Ball. Invitation for two.’ Where did you get this?”
“Even if you find it hard to belive, I have some friends around here. One of said friends told me about this party and since I admire the poor widow Lucile’s jewellery I thought we could go to the ball and persuade the baroness to give us some of those pretty jewells. She hardly needs all of them, besides, she could buy more any time! She has enough money! Maybe we could persuade her to give us some of that too...”
“You mean you want us to go to her BIRTHDAY party and take everything we can and ruin such a special day for her?”
“No. Only the jewells. And anything that catches my eye...”
“...” she frowned at him.
“Alright! Everything! What’s the problem?”
“Would you like to be robbed on your birthday? Besides we never really broke into someones house just to get jewells...”
“Well, these aren’t any kind of jewells. They are of the most expensive ones and there is one very special amongst them that I wish to posses.”
“And what would that be?”
“Not telling you.”
“Why not?”
“It’s a surprise!”
She pouted at him trying to make him talk.
“I already told you. It’s a surprise.”
She changed her tactic and tried seducing him.
“And I can’t possibly persuade you to tell me?”
“...no. Don’t look at me like that... I’m not telling you...”
“Are you sure?” And she kissed him passionately, her hand wandering to loosen his breeches.
He smirked as he felt her fingers stroke his manhood.
“Ah... Lizzie...”
He plunged his tongue into her mouth to taste hers. She rewarded his attention by stroking harder.
“Aah... Liz...”
He brought her closer to him so he could see her eyes filled with desire. He loved to see how she enjoyed this even though she wasn’t the one who was pleasured.
“Arghh!” he made an almost animalistic sound as she scratched his chest and started to rock his hips against her hand.
He needed her desperatly now and she knew.
She brought her forehead to his to feel his hot breath against her lips as he started to gasp for air.
His eyes were closed and his face was squirming in pleasure.
“...Jack...” she licked her dry lips admiring the effect her hand had on him. He was so close...
“Ah...! Faster...” he urged her and grabed her hand to make sure she would do what he asked her for.
She sped up and listened to Jack’s loud groans as he started trembling.
Only a few strokes were enough to send him off and he finished hissing out her name.
She smiled at him while he fought to catch his breath again.
“Hah... hah... hah... I’m still not telling you...”
“Pity... Then you must find another way to pay me back the favour.”
“I’m sure we’ll find one...” he grinned “Lay on your back...”
- - - - - - - - - -
“So you need me to disguise myself so we can go as a couple to the Baroness’ Birthday.”
“Exactly! But it would be better if one of the men came with us to distract the Baroness but he needs to be educated.” She opened her mouth to say something but he continued “No! It can not be Will!”
“Why not? You know that since the incident in Isla Azul he’s been trying to be a true pirate.”
“There! You said it! He tried but didn’t achieve it!”
“That’s because you didn’t give him a chance!”
“He always messes up!”
“You just have to have a little faith in him. He could be usefull in this one.”
“Hm?”
“Maybe our poor lonely widow needs a bit of companion.”
“You want the whelp to seduce the old lady?”
“Shh! I don’t want him to hear... We’ll just forget the detail of her age.”
“Liz, she’s turning 67!”
“And? What’s the problem? You aren’t the youngest either.”
“Take that back! I’m not even near that age!”
“Alright. So... will you let him do it?”
He thought for a moment and came to the conclusion that maybe he could actually be usefull.
“...... Alright! But if he messes this up, I’m gonna throw him overboard!”
“Thank you Jack!”
“Yeah, yeah... now lets get to sleep.”
- - - - - - -
A/N: So here is the first chapter. I know it might be a bit crappy (Jack didn't want to play along this time) but it will get better I promise!